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Yeah, imagine if a Mexican driver won the Nationwide series championship or if an African American kid drove for a famous team like Richard Petty and finished second in the Daytona 500. Oh wait... those things already happened. And I have no doubt that was the last nail in the coffin of this lawsuit, as any claims

I’ll be that guy...this is a move that a young Dale Sr would have pulled.

I was nearly 30 when Columbine happened. It sickened and disturbed me more than I could have imagined.

The one thing I really can’t get over: We don’t really care. Not really. 17 dead by my last count (It might have since changed, but I was out), and it’s not that big of a deal. Sure, it made the news, but it isn’t really shaking us. It’s just kind of normal. Sad, but normal. Think about how we would have reacted five

now is not the time to be discussing guns. innocent people just died.

That’s a funny meme and all but seriously we need to talk them into it.

“Not building some stupid wall for billions of dollars that has nothing to do with our safety, but actually protecting us from what truly is dangerous.”

Pop is why I can’t hate the Spurs.

Goddamnit Steve Kerr, you’re making it so hard to root against the Warriors.

My attitude is, “Sean White is not as bad as Harvey Weinstein.” I’m not shrugging it off. I’m just recognizing that he doesn’t deserve the same punishment.

This implies that something has to happen to every celebrity or athlete that does something improper. That’s vengeful not progressive. We should hold everyone accountable and we should demand that. But we shouldn’t be counting all the ways in which to ruin someone’s career.

Could it be that sending a few pics of other dudes’ dongs to the drummer in your band and asking that drummer, who you are paying, to get a cool haircut does not sound quite as bad to some people as Matt Lauer’s rape dungeon office? There could be levels to this sort of thing. And drummers need cool hair.

So what exactly do you want to happen to Shaun White, Laura? Should he be ruined professionally? Should he be kicked off the Olympic team all together? Maybe we should take a crow bar to his knee caps so he can never snowboard again? Fuck it, should we just put two slugs in his brain pan and throw his lifeless body in

Well the Olympics are on the network that spiked Ronan Farrow’s Weinstein story, sat on the Trump/Billy Bush tape for 11 years, and installed rape-locks on Matt Lauer’s office door while ignoring his predatory behavior for nearly 20 years.

I am going to defend the Dodge commercial, though I know I will just whither away in the bottom of the grays on a day old article.

Wow. Jokes aside, this is absolutely fucking insane.

The sight of the two side boosters landing in sync was the most amazing part of an end-to-end amazing launch.

Because others like an artist more than I do, I want that artist destroyed!

I use at least three varieties of bean. Your sensibilities can go pound sand.

I’m glad that you share similar thoughts on eagles fans being miserable, but I really need to stress to you that I am actively rooting for your team to lose and for you to be so upset about it that you throw up down the front of your jersey.