Amen to that. It’s been a (mostly) fun ride but I believe this is my stop coming up.

I discovered Tame Impala’s Let it Happen through some Ford commercial. Being a Chevrolet guy my whole life left me with some confused yet pleasing thoughts!

Yeah and the mainstream media would like you to forget that.

Let the little bastard have it. That’s how Dimebag Darrell got killed.

I’ll tell you what’s worse than “I have a passion for” something: saying you’re a “-blank- connoisseur”.

This is the kind of shit that gets punk songs written about you. Fuck yeah Steve Kerr.

I’ve seen Aisha Tyler called a lot of things, with nothing similar to “ever-delightful” ever being one of them.

The NFL is such a dangerous sport that even scouts aren’t immune to CTE.

Come to the Funbag for the Drew story, stay at the Funbag for comments concerning updates on Drew.

“shit major ass”

Switch out the lackluster void of ideas that is the new Skeletonwitch with the new Aura Noire and you’ve got a decent list.

I disagree about the somewhat shallow Limbo. There’s plenty of innovation, depth, atmosphere, and whatever other silly buzzwords you want to find in other video games. Limbo just ain’t all that, nor the bag of chips.

Glad I have your meager approval my good bitch.

Read the article and figure out why I chose 2001 for yourself, genius.

The question I have is this: what kind of records did those new coaches from 2001 finish with?

There’s no way “Clayne” is a real name, right?

Word on the street is Todd Haley’s already coming up with all sorts of gimmick plays to ruin this kid’s career.

Cry me a river bitch.

I don’t find any of these right wing satires or parodies funny because they’re too real. They’re too close to the source material they’re poking fun at. 

“Me means too! In bathrooms!”