Tom Brady? His lack of receiving ability was exposed in the Super Bowl, unfortunately.

His name is Gary, and we don’t need any more lawsuits.

In soccer, you have to use your feet

If we’re lucky, this comment section will be a supercollider of casual readers incensed about the grammar in the title with casual readers incensed about the grammar in the picture. We have a chance to observe the fabled grammar nazi boson

Will it give me incredible athletic powers, like the fiddler crab that lives in James Harden’s beard?

There are women in the 2nd picture

Did she say Marquette King > Tom Rouen? If not, she’s lying.

She’s amazing. Not only beautiful, but completely unafraid of the Death Star trash compactor walls closing in on her

I wonder the incoming tidal wave of mockery makes Washington try to get out of this before it is finalized, Greg Schiano-style.

The Redskins love giving 5-year contracts to Andy Reid quarterbacks in the twilight of their career. Never fails.

Must have gotten sick from the fish paralyzer.

When I see this dance, I don’t think of Sam Cassell, but rather Major League II. Which somehow makes me even older and lamer.

Oubre’s got to step up his beef game, given the events of the past week

That was quick. Well, maybe not as quick as other things.

he even had to put on sunglasses due to light sensitivity

That dog’s got incredible pH balance

Finally, someone listens!

The top image looks hilariously photoshopped