That mustang saw a person up there and went for it.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

Meanwhile Kellyanne is still showing her support for Ivanka’s fashion line..

He tried to paraphrase what Politico wrote and failed. Here’s the original:

I got so excited that time when a stranger opened my car door and got in. The dark, suffocating aura of loneness and despair started to part, and for the first time in many years the oppressing burden of decisions that lead me down the fate’s desolate road seemed to have shifted and lightened!

He rewrote the tweet for 11 minutes and this is what he settled on

No, the goal of a catapult system is to be able to provide enough acceleration to move that much mass from 0 to take off speed. The sled is the best way to do that.

As loathe as I am to influence the vote - I mean, I’m not James Comey for christsake - I do have to reiterate that this car has at least $950 in parts attached to it so the vote should be nearly 100% nice price with a low SE to account for those who sneeze during the vote and hit the wrong button.

Counterpoint.

It will last you 3 cool months, then it will be stolen and completely taken apart to the bare metal frame for parts. (Ask me how I know)

Trucks seem like more fun, but PhilP is right, they’re sleds.

These things are actually purpose built. They’re a dead load of about 80,000 pounds.

Woah! Information that should have been in Alanis’ initial effort. Thank you.

Just wanted to point out to the readers that this is an all new magnetic catapult system, first of its kind in the world used for this application.

Really? I guess you guys have a better memory of your time in the forces than I do. I’m not disparaging it, I made a lot of friends, I did and learned things I’d never have the opportunity to do otherwise, and it allowed me to continue my education after I left.

I took a similar oath:

Bubba, when I took my oath of allegiance, I didn’t have to offer fealty to the President. But I did have to affirm this:

But this is Michigan, it’s really the “mountain” part of this whole statement that’s questionable. Maybe “hill,” “bump,” or “snow pimple” would be more accurate?

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

There are cheaper ways to look like the neighborhood drug dealer, CP.