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I've watched every Grand Prix since 1994 and that was one of the most boring. I turned off before Vettel gave the one fingered salute

Even during the day - if you're going to not pay any attention the baby and let her crawl on the damn dirty floor by the bathroom, and I almost trip on her when I wobble out of the bathroom drunk (it was happy hour!) and then get mad at me for almost tripping over the baby -go fuck yourself. I'm drunk. I'm not…

Too much junk food