The two Steves - Miller and Bannon. Everyone else is disposable, as we’ve seen.

Well, so much for eating anything today. this shit is disgusting and repulsive. This is why you don’t just ‘let things be’ because it’s how it’s been done - fucksticks like these douchbags will walk all over you.

Your resignation about having to put up with things that are unfair is unwarrented; truly, these people…

You’re suggesting that most sitting members of congress have literal decades of records relating to shady real estate financing and bankruptcy of multiple subsidiary organizations, in addition to other known issues improper conduct by multiple campaign -related organizations chaired by his family and other employees…

It still amazes me that people are surprised when an aging leather handbag is head of congressional democrats and we constantly fail to make inroads or progress on issues that won’t affect anyone who now approaches 70.
Pelosi is not concerned with anything but maintaining her current power. She will continue to behave…

The marketing folks that continue to push the ‘Golden Arches’ would likely disagree.

Maybe they’d have been in the right spot in like 30 years once Berlin expanded a bit...shortsighted IMHO (j/k)

One-dimensional how, exactly?
If you’re going by the kind of beers they make, well...they make dozens of different beers with more than a few being dark, malty bits (yearly russian imperial variations) and smooth creamy darkness (wootstout), in addition to the IPAs they make. The barleywine Old Guardian enjoys more…

Because it’s cheaper to buy a motorcycle that you can run from the cops on when you don’t intend on insuring or registering said vehicle.

Cars, they come with a lot of responsibility that these fuckwads aren’t interested in. It’s easier to run pedestrians down if they can’t track your plate numbers...

He bounced and rolled.
That, friends, is how you dismount an illegal dirtbike.

My old roomate has one of these and has performed zero maintenence on it in the last decade. It still starts and runs and moves but I wouldn’t trust it to highway speeds or any real spped, really, since it’s slowly turning into a reddish cheese of the swiss style.

It feels like one day he’ll walk out to find a pile of…

I’d wager that almost all of the people currently serving in the higher ranks of the GOP - either as an elected official, consultant, or staffer - have literally given up the personal pretense of giving a shit, simply because it feels so damn good to see your ideological foes go stark raving mad.

I imagine the one would gain as much insight into cheeto-in-chief’s thinking by reading his daily tweets, and watching a summary of Faux News’ most near-racist comments.

For a....10 oz plastic cup? What a steal.

So, question....why would you bring along your children anyways, if they need to be distracted the whole time?

I know I know, dumb parenting question with an obvious answer...

But seriously, your freaking toddler shouldn’t be at the ball game. Until a kid is old enough to SIT FUCKING STILL, I’m of a mind they shouldn’t…

I recently got into a heated debate with some MLB fans here in Portland, OR. For some stupid reason they’ve been pushing to build a stadium downtown in a city with disgustingly high rents already. Depending on which proposal they’re floating this week, it’ll use city land, sold at a steep discount and absolutely…

So, you leave Portland around 2pm, putting you in the southern part of Oregon (hopefully) around sunset. Those ‘scenic’ views they advertise? You can’t even see the shadows outside because the interior lights make it impossible to see out.
Although I’m not sure how the trip from Seattle took 34 hours, the trip from…

There is no attraction to traveling by Greyhound. None. Period. It is a last-resort among last resorts, when even hitch-hiking is an option.
I’ve traveled halfway across the country on a greyhound and it was, you know that phrase..the worst? Yeah that. Stopping at every armpit and rest stop in every dusty-ass corner…

Killed, dressed and eaten

you can also call up and complain after you trip, the car I was on had a backed-up toilet from, ohhh....Minneapolis all the way through to Portland. I took photos and called up as soon as I got off and they refunded 100% of that leg, Chicago to Portland. $160 credit, granted, only for more train travel, but that’s…

I think I sat next to that dude, except it was Toledo. He had to shit in Toledo, and boy, was he in a hurry once he figured out where he was.