Meh. I’ve got a broken stub axle on my Excursion right now, and the left front U joint is sort of bouncing off the top of the lower ball joint bolt. It sounds fucking hideous but I’ve got to replace most of the front end anyways so what’s another $200? I hate driving around town but I got things to do. Oh and hey…

The Segway tour business is booming in Portland, it’s not impossible.

I’m only sorta joking, this is a couple miles from the downtown area where yes, you might just get run over by a tourist on a segway.

These people have an infinte amount of time to be fuckwads, since they’ve got cush ‘tech’ gigs that give them breaks and lunch whenever they want. I know at least a dozen ‘professionals’ who can work from home a couple days a week; I have no idea what they actuall do but they get paid well.

So, this is indeed a neighborhood where wealthier white kids are moving in, displacing a historically black and underserved community. Now these new monied fuckers are demanding better services and have put tons of pressure on the local schools to walk away from the cultural teaching they do for the long-time…

Have...have you ever called the police to report an assault when the person, whose name and address you know, has left?

The thing I remember most about the Juke informs me about the target Juke buyer in a sense... I had a 25 mile commute, with the last half being on 2-lane rural highway. Every morning I could spot her, usually with a long line of cars following closely - a young redhead, talking ainimatedly on her phone. Usually, I’d…

BECAUSE WE ONLY JUST GOT ROTARTY PHONES WHEN THE ALIENS HAVE 11th GENERATION iPHONES, that’s why.

BECAUSE WE ONLY JUST GOT ROTARTY PHONES WHEN THE ALIENS HAVE 11th GENERATION iPHONES, that’s why.

Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence. A _basic_ understanding of the vast distances between points of interest in this universe should be enough to inform the inquisitive on these matters; we know nothing travels faster than the speed of light, and that speed is still painfully slow compared to the vast…

I’ve been in central Mass for a few weeks (from Portland, land of endless beer), and I don’t really need much more info than the beer’s name, since HAZY TROPICAL IPA is pretty much a given. There are usually multiple variations of that, a double IPA, and maybe a stout or sour, listed at the bottom of the chalkboard,…

Ok so the reign of doritos locos tacos is at an end. Healthy drunken snacking, MEET YOUR DOOM: http://www.laweekly.com/restaurants/new-subway-fritos-chicken-enchilada-melt-what-there-arent-any-taco-bells-in-this-city-4494392

Hey there. Welcome to the world of brewing. None of this is new or even particularly interesting as these things go, outside of the sheer scale Lagunitas can reach based on capacity and distribution area.

Culmination Brewing out of Portland Oregon has been brewing with CBD for at least 2 years now: http://www.coalition…

I was sort of hoping it’d roll forward and go through that rear glass.
Given the size of that rock, though, it’d have crushed the rest of the cab in the process. And the truck shouldn’t suffer for the ignorance of its’ owner.

Racist fuckers.

Lowriders are not ‘nigger trucks’ as some assfucking redneck proclaims in the last few seconds. In fact, the Ford Ranger is one of the more difficult trucks to lower, what with that godawful front I-beam suspension and rear setup - to get any real lowering you need to c-notch the rear frame after…

Yeah just a couple billions in worldwide revenue. They only control like 25% (not sure on the specifics but it’s significant) of the entire beer market IN THE WORLD. 

A-B stopped being just a brewery more than a century ago when they diversified to make it through prohibition (among other fincial troubles). They are,…

Homebrewers don’t buy shitty American Adjunct Lagers is what he meant to say.

Since I started brewing beer ~15 years ago, I haven’t bought anything with a sister brand that contained the word ‘light’ in it unless it was literally the only choice to be had. Once you know how easy it is to make a decent beer, you start…

Space Dust IPA was pretty regularly on the ‘best of’ lists for a long time, and they were one of Washington’s best-known micro breweries before AB snatched them up.

NO< AB does not leave these operations alone, at least not in the long run, and absolutely not in GI’s case.

AB has taken the IPA recipe (as well as the pale, I believe) and farmed it out to several of their larger brewing facilities, while turning around and focusing on expanding the barrel-aged ‘division’of GI at…

As a beer tourist, writer and nerd, I can tell you there was a lot more ‘information’ to be turned up that would have answered some of the questions the author had. I know because I lived in Iowa at the time of this GI sale and had spent a good deal of time in Chicago and at that brewery before the sale. There were…

In short, the brewers intentionally fuck the beer up, when last year they would’ve followed best practices and ended up with a hoppy, TRADITIONALLY CLEAR IPA.