Aside from the whole ‘suspensions of disbelief’ thing that needs to happen here (seriously don’t think about it too much remember TLJ is tens of thousands of years in the future, technologically).

If you handle motorcycles enough, it’ll happen - you’re not paying much attention, you’ve got the bars turned just so and grab front brake. The bike squats just a llittle, the weight shifts, and you’re out of position on the other side, leaning over trying to stop the slow swing of hundreds of pounds as it moves the…

OH YEAH THEY SENT THE WHOLE CREW TO EVERY RACE. Such dedication.

AWWWW SHUCKS.

For the sake of our own sanity, let’s just assume that a rogue black hole is blasting through space towards us at near-c, and we can arrange for this to happen within the next, I dunno, month or so.

Russian trolling in at it’s near-finest.

Tuna Casserole (to the left). PUHLEEZE, of all the shitty stereotypes.Ya’ll need to stop hanging out with the stupid white people who can’t cook...

I do cheesy potatoes, the kind where you don’t have to scrub the bowl because people scrape it clean. I adapted it from my grandmother’s regular mashed recipe, and white…

100,000 tweets? Since 2015? That’s, what...only 136 tweets a day, every day, for the last 2 years.

THIS IS NOT A FUCKING TRACK AND THESE CHOADS ARE NOT IN A RACE. YOUR RACING EXPERIENCE MEANS JACK AND SHIT IN THIS CONVERSATION.

FUCKING DIPSHIT.

HEY LET’S IGNORE THE OFFICIAL GUIDE POSTED BY THE NURBURGRING MANAGEMENT ABOUT WHAT TO DO IN CASE OF AN ACCIDENT ON THE RING AND POSUTLATE THAT HE STILL DID THE WRONG THING.

THE NURBURGRING IS NOT A TRACK.

Not familiar with the protocols of the ‘Ring, are we?

An air chisel would have also made quick work of the rivets once they were drilled out.

Well (derp) it’d be good if you included that figure in your article (derp) so you wouldn’t have to rebut comments like this (derp).

WOW quality stuff here. I suppose you could have examined why these cars were more prone to accidents (real racecars on the very edge of their performance? NAH). Or talk about how the class ended up the way it did? NAH, again. That would require research and effort, amirght?

Ya know, I’m pretty sure my ‘91 Mazda hatchback had more horsepower than this dragster....

Sooo clueless.

I’m from Iowa. You damage a quarter-million dollar tractor and you’re likely to get shot.

SO it’s okay if I call you Nigger? Life in the south, amiright

FUCK NO IT ISN’T OKAY.