Here’s the thing, though - How do we know he logged out?

Brie and tobacco smoke.

Ok so we’re clearly missing a word here that conveys the actual reality we live in:

I like how you run headfirst to the deepend of extreme mental healthcare.

BARRON.

Let’s play ‘spot the Fed’ in all the photos.

Sorry, guy, but when the ‘customer’ is the freaking US NAVY, they can absolutely hold shipbuilders accountable for safety. As a government organization, it’s well within the expected scope of operations to ensure we’re not handing millions of dollars to companies that aren’t concerned with worker health or basic…

KUDOS to you for not watching the video, where you’d have seen photos of the not-new-at-all Lexus in question.

fucking idiots.

Good for older cars but nearly impossible on anything made this century, unless you want to make your own wiring harnesses and really know your way around a wiring diagram. Companies are still integrating new things into these systems, and plenty of cars on the road today won’t work at all if you replace something…

Can’t drive stick well.

It honestly doesn’t even matter how old your car is these days - ask any 90's - era civic owner. Hell, a few months ago some wankers even stole a 98 Dodge ram pickup with 200,000 miles from my parent’s driveway. That truck had 3 different colors (where there was actual paint left) and a bent-in tailgate, and it was…

The problem is now you’ve got contactors literally written into the equation, because this new equipment is so ‘advanced’ the military has given up doing the kind of training required to repiar or operate it. You’ve got Raytehon and General Dynamics and Lockhead, etc etc, all pushing hard for exclusive billing and…

It’s important to remember we’ve been fighting numerous wars in places around the world where Navy-based aircraft are the primairy projection of US military power. They’ve been flying more sorties in envirnonmentally challenging regions than was ever expected, and they’ve been doing it for more than a decade now. Even…

PSST. ICBM means ‘intercontinental ballistic missle’.

“We do not need more of these.”

You need people with the foresight to select modern playground equipment and the will to pay for it. I can only imagine how hard it is to convince ‘fiscal conservatives’ etc. that they should spend tens of thousands of dollars on modern gear when they’re of the belief that, hey, “when I was a kid we did alright with…

NICE PRICE ALL FRIGGIN DAY!! I’m talking about the $50k model, since wtf stock halfshafts with 700+HP? Serious side-eye, but I’m sure they’re fine. Anyways, installed under dealer warranty(edit:nevermind, no warranty. derp). SOLD. The real deal would obviously include tire replacement for several sets a year and…

WTF? I never did get that, my buddy had a del sol and it took him about a minute to put the ‘hardtop’ into the ‘trunk’. Of course, if you had anything at all in that trunk the lid wouldn’t fit, so once he got a proper stereo and speakers in the ‘trunk’, that lid stayed home most of the summer.

I know 3 similar stories - the most recent one I had JUST changed a blown head gasket on a few days before it was stolen. It’s almost like they were waiting, those fuckers. It wasn’t even my car and I’m still pissed about that one, I wanted to, err, break that gasket in.