Also the only car thieves will ever need.

I spent some time in the deep nowherelands of New Mexico when the state could claim ‘highest’ DUI rates in the whole country (late 90's), and there were piles and piles of beer bottles and cans on the sides of the roads down there. That was back when DUI checkpoints were regular occurances in a state where there…

Nothing quite so exciting, I can only summarize my stories - both of them - by saying I’ve only been upside-down in a vehicle in New Mexico, and it’s happened twice, many many miles from anything resembling civilization.

Yeah no because then the Camry would have hit the merging driver.

Passing on the right is not illegal. Especially when some asshole is cruising slower than you in the left lane. There IS a law that says, and I quote, ‘SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT’ - it’s usually posted in the same white-and-black style as speed limit signs, which people also ignore but somehow have less of a problem…

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

The year was 2008. Americans were freaked out by a cratering economy and in stepped in new administration looking to console the wide-eyed masses that all could be well.

You don’t spend $30k on wine every month at a wine bar. You order that shit from a distro and someone drops off cases from the back of a van. jeez.

Because there isn’t a single fucking reason she was nominated.

“Monday morning quarterbacks need to shut up until we have the full after action report.”

Finding Dory?

“now a turbocharged L67 V6 having mid-enginer that is in fact a Rabbit Cabriolet dropped onto a Pontiac Fiero platform and then fused together”

Big honking BLOODSUCKING bugs.

And in some cases it represents intimidation with a weapon or firearm, depending on the circumstances.

You see, thing is, those witnesses only started paying attention once one of them started out-douching the other, and by that point the dickhead doing the brakechecking can stop being a complete asshole because they’ve already got the other party worked into a lather.

Somebody’s gotta tell you dipshits when to pull the trigger...

I have never lived in a state where anything other than the OBDII and/or hydrocarbon emissions were tested, and I’ve registered vehicles in more than a dozen states. Please elaborate where the kind of ‘safety inspection’ where a state official would flag this vehicle occurs. I tend to register old cheap shitboxes and…

DON’T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE! Happily, healthfully, or conscientiously. If I wanna get every type of diabetes (I’m not a doctor I don’t care if I can’t get them all) and smoke three packs of high-tar (HA!) ciggies a day while stuffing my rotted-toothful mouth with mega-slups and SUPER MACs then goddammit, that’s what I’m…

But Melania is a Trophy Wife. In order for a Trophy to do it’s assumed ‘job’, it must be displayed every now and then to intimidate or awe ones’ enemies and followers.