"I may have threatened their jobs and their reputations if they didn't sleep with me, but at least I wasn't using roofies am not black!" - Bill O'Reilly, probably FIFY

My attempt at playing the original Halo on Xbox made me physically ill. It's the only game I've ever tried to play that gave me motion sickness. Haven't even bothered trying any of the others because of it.

Saw that tour. Irene Cara was out the night I saw it unfortunately. I believe Dennis DeYoung was Pontius Pilate during that revival tour too.

And reading further. He has an autistic child and has claimed that his son changed overnight after an MMR shot. So, he was on his way to antivax.

And his misunderstanding was the problem. Although he did sound anti-vax-esque. Or maybe it's just old age senility setting in.

What about Inside Edition? it didn't win again?

This is all a false flag operation anyway. The MSM is making up that Alex Jones was in fact married at one time and procreated to discredit him and his InfoWars empire and come for our guns!

Oh wait. Was she a great big fat person?

Deep Blue Sea? They ate me! A fucking shark ate me!

The Village
Houseguest
The Care Bears Movie
Super Mario Bros. (at a drive in actually so there was alcohol and other shenanigans and not too much movie watching)

I'm pretty sure the Retron5 downloads the ROM from the cartridge that is inserted and plays it with whatever emulator they use. I don't think it will play any ROMs directly without hacking the OS. I think even after the ROM is downloaded onto it the cartridge is still needed.

I'm not hearing any Cake. How is this a Chuck trailer again?

My brother's job has luckily resulted in me going to Joe Louis Arena in his company's suite a few times. That suite includes free (for me) beer and food, and his expense account pays for it all. Anyway, the food always includes Little Caesar's. Which, for $5 I get it. It's shitty pizza, but it's fucking $5 for a whole…

The best thing about Godfather's was they did Cosmo Kramer's idea before Seinfeld was even an idea. I was 10 years old (1985) building my own pizza putting the toppings on it at our baseball all-star team party. I even threw it in the oven. Of course, I don't get it out of the oven because that would be child abuse…

That sucks your experience was bad. I always recommend local eateries to people from out of town even the behemoth that is Bearno's Pizza. I hate hearing that a local place had terrible service though.

The conveyor belt ovens ruin all pizzas. I live in Louisville, KY, which has a huge number of local pizza joints. Two of the bigger known places are Wick's and Bearno's. Wick's hasn't been the same since they switched to the conveyor ovens. You have to order it well done to make them actually cook the pizza to ensure…

The Priazzo was amazing. That was the one reason we ever got Pizza Hut when I was a kid.

I was excited for a brief moment hoping this was a remake of the Dabney Coleman / Henry Thomas vehicle. Still have nightmares of three-fingered ladies.

No more shines. Maybe you didn't hear about it you been away a long time. They didn't go up there and tell ya. But we all float down here.

My personal favorite episode has to be Independent Movie. Maybe wasn't the most laugh out loud episode, but I found it to be a genius use of indie movie tropes.