This is an unreasonably condescending article.

I’d prefer Draymond go back in time and destroy Lavar’s dick and (ensuing) Balls.

His entire game makes looks like that of the best player on a small town high school team.

The Lakers are in real trouble when Nick Young looks like the smart one.

I wouldn’t call it a “disaster.”

I have weathered a lot of micro-scandals but this one hurts MOST, because of the vulnerability of letting people know Lamby and my story, and because I miss him so damn much. I know I’m a lot of fun to place your issues on, but I won’t let anyone hang their hat on this peg. Not this time.

I hate people that use pets as props.

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

It’s so unlike a Redskin to be swindled by a bunch of white guys

That is unusual.

“I’m not from here! I have my own customs!”

“The prospect needs to show he wants a job by giving Phil a reason to stay awake.” - Albert Breer, MMQB

But...DeMarre Carroll can’t run the triangle! Are you sure you don’t have some completely washed-up 34-year old to put in there instead to make it a more reasonable trade for Phil?

Hey, how about helping another guy get ungreyed? I was thinking about my dead dad....

This is the same guy who created a Tinder profile to get himself invited to a Veterans/Family only game so that he could get one of the special balls there. You know, just in case you needed another reason to hate/pity this huge dork.

Zack Hample gets denied even getting blue balls. This is not surprising.

From the local newspaper story: “But no one appears to be laughing about this one.” I beg to differ. 

Moblike behavior would be retaliating against someone who posted a picture to mock you online. Fucking grow a pair, Anthony. You lost, mate. Suck it up. Seeking disciplinary action over a harmless joke? Really? It’s not slanderous in any way. If anything, the soon-to-be-former mayor’s actions are completely deserving…