He can dunk once, but then he’ll have to ice his knees for like a week.

“My daughter’s face has changed color. It looks like she’s been living in a cave.”

Nolito said: “My daughter’s face has changed color. It looks like she’s been living in a cave.”

The blog states that Andraya “intends” to undergo surgery and hormone therapy to make her body more feminine which implies that she is, for all intents and purposes, physically still 100% male. Despite whatever gender she feels she is, her body is male. I seriously don’t understand why she wouldn’t just race boys.…

One of the best calls ever

Never forget when this was an epic punchline.

Darryl Strawberry reacted this way when he had a semi-colon.

Tennis players - the kids at the yacht club too spicy for the sailing team

When the father is living his dreams out vicariously through his children and making an absolute ass of himself, while using them as his “foot in the door”, then yes, absolutely. For the good of this country I wish for this man to be thrown into the fire, out of the spotlight. It would appear that the only way for…

Is it morally and ethically wrong to root against a child? Yeah, sure, but I’m going to root for all of Lavar’s offspring to crash and burn. I haven’t openly rooted for a child’s demise this much since Dakota Fanning.

As a parent of three boys, I just feel so sorry for those kids because of what their asshole, attention-whore father is doing to them.

YEAH BUT THINK OF THE EDUCATION THEY’RE RECEIVING

My dad does this stuff for every professional tournament that comes to his club. To be fair, he is a legitimately bad spotter (terrible eyesight) and mostly just watches golf. I don’t know if he has ever paid to volunteer though.

“Jason tried to be peaceful and to avoid further escalation”

I’m not sure what everyone wanted him to do in this situation. He’s not allowed to use his hands.

“The 2017 and 2018 seasons will be part of the Flames’ transition to FBS.”

Liberty officials had planned to release their schedule later this spring, but President Trump forced their hand when he read the school’s future schedules aloud at Liberty’s graduation on Saturday.

This is a reminder that a call up to AA would mean Tim Tebow is a proud Binghamton Rumble Pony, which is just fantastic.

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It doesn’t say it was the 87 year old persons fault. Actually the opposite.