“I don’t know if Trevor Seimian (I just had to Google his last name for correct spelling) is any good”

Hey, it’s never too late for an abortion.

“Old man yells at blog post.”

I have a bigger issue with the sheer number of hashtags she used.

If Namath’s Jets don’t win Super Bowl III, there’s a chance the AFL-NFL merger doesn’t happen. That’s consequence beyond the Jets. Namath also being the first QB to throw for 4,000 yards in a season - something that wouldn’t happen again for another 12 years, and in a 12-game season, no less - is also pretty…

Those people actually existed?

Good, inexpensive smartphones are out there! Recently bought my first smartphone - $179.99 for a ZTE Zmax Pro through T-Mobile. It’s been a great phone so far, didn’t break the bank. I like my Samsung tech, and I was originally leaning towards the S7 since I’ve liked Samsung tablets so much, but the ZTE was much…

Correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t the Yo-Yo Master one done by Mark Prosch, not these two dudes?

I know the Deadspin comment section is usually reserved for witty comments, but all I have to say is Crouch’s dance on his 100th goal put the biggest grin on my face.

LMAO. For what it’s worth, there’s a local radio station here in the Western New York area that has a feature called “OTF” - they read a fucked-up news story from the past week and listeners have to call in and try to guess if it’s from Ohio, Texas, or Florida.

I believe that’s the Did You Just Assume My Gender fade, 2017 edition.

Free State of Dabbing

Freddy Adu! Part 2. Electric Boogaloo.

Had to look that one up....the Wikipedia entry is gold. #WheresTheManure

Police had to put out an ABP for ASF of the NFL for a DUI.

They got exactly what they deserved. Horrendously built squad, laughable choice for a coach. When Justin Abdelkader is on your top line while Kessel, Johnson, Ryan, etc. sit at home - you fucked up. At least next time they’re scrapping the Team North America thing, so the U.S. can bring in Eichel and Matthews.

Al Afalava!

Update:

Gotta throw Patrick Sharp’s daughter into the mix. That video of her saying “he’s coming home!” was genuine and adorable. Any baby held and obnoxiously shoehorned into the public eye at a press conference is automatically disqualified, in my book.

C’mon man. We all know he wasn’t there to play school.