Look on the bright side: at least his LCL is still intact.

Stellan Skarsgard played Bootstrap Bill Turner (father of Orlando Bloom’s Will Turner) in PotC 2 & 3.

Bet you anything that picture of the kid in the hoodie + bandanna is going to be used to skew him as a “gang member” or “thug” (despite it clearly being biking apparel).

The Ryan bros do look like the type to die in a freak gasoline fight accident.

And even that “Downtown” scene had a significant flaw - we didn’t get to see uppity-school-district-lady torn apart the way we did with the office guy in the first scene or the two art thieves later on. Just saw her limbs placed into the garbage disposal after the fact (a hilarious touch, for sure).

Or maybe she’s a gold-digging nutjob. Most of the evidence seems to point to that, especially in light of last year’s Taye Diggs story.

I got better!

But are Bill Walton’s tweets real af?

Damn, Missouri takes that Pepsi sponsorship seriously....

Space was not the final frontier.

One area I feel like the Xbox One still lacks in (at least compared to the PS4) is in exclusives. I’m not talking about continuations of Xbox 360 exclusives (Halo, Gears of War, Forza, etc.). Something that is wholly, originally for the Xbox One, and really makes people want to get it. PS4 at least has Bloodborne.…

Crying about a QB.....T.O., is that you on the phone?

But does he have a fucking green card?

“Fireworks are uncouth. We Cardinals fans prefer to set a large lower-case ‘t’ ablaze upon our neighbor’s front lawn. It symbolizes ‘Time For Victory’. That is all the celebration a Cardinals fan needs.”

Meet each other in Temecula.

While I’m sure Jared Leto will do an outstanding job playing the Joker, the “re-designed” Joker just looks ridiculous. Looks like some spoiled rich kid who cracked after his daddy didn’t buy him a Cadillac for his 16th birthday. Seriously, the tattoos, douche-coat and high school-style “Arkham” wordmark pants are…

Safe to say that Brett Favre is DeAndre Hopkins’ preferred QB?

Except for the “Jerome/Joker” nonsense, I’ve actually enjoyed this season of Gotham. Sue me.

Somewhere, there’s a Patriots fan masturbating to this photo while grunting “GOAT” “Haters” “Four rings”

Driving 95 miles to fight someone...I wonder if Matt Barnes’ tweets are real af?