Right there with you. The ONLY place it doesn’t work is my wood floors (even with those pre-soaked Murphy’s Oil Soap Swiffer pads). Not a big deal though. My kitchen and bathroom floors look great, and it’s much easier than hand-scrubbing or mopping.

Honestly, if you gave money to this, you kinda deserve to get scammed. The game looks terrible. Another ant-farm style simulator? Yeah, aren’t a million of those. Go play Fallout Shelter for free.

Diablo II: Lord of Destruction and Fallout: New Vegas - Lonesome Road deserve a mention.

Really helps that he gets to pad his stats (and win totals) by playing six games/year against a truly garbage division. 0-2 start to 2015? Have no fear Indy, your next three games are against the Titans, Jaguars and Texans.

Easy: you spend weeks/months playing it. Enjoy and explore everything the game has to offer. Just because the game JUST came out doesn’t mean you have to have it finished before the next triple-A title comes out. It’s OK to have a game sit in your library for months or weeks at a time while you finish another game.

Worst thing about this was the play-by-play call. Good god that was awful. Can only imagine how much better it would’ve been with Gus Johnson.

tone-deafness cash-grabbing. :/

What about “The Girl Who Owned a City” - everyone under the age of 12 survives the plague?

Bolt causes injury? We all know who’s responsible.....

Something weird out of Japan? I’m shocked. SHOCKED.

I’m surprised he isn’t using smoke signals.

Idk man, proof starts with the letter “p”. You know what else starts with the letter “p”? PATRIARCHY. Tread lightly!

Whoa whoa whoa! This is Gawker, buddy. Women don’t get blamed around here. Take your facts someplace else. ‘fore something bad happens. Like, I don’t know.....an avalanche of Tumblrisms.

“.....and in parentheses ‘to the break of dawn.’”

*cclowns.

$42 million for scholarships but he still refuses to buy a damn can of Rogaine.

Should’ve hated on Boltman more. Boltman looks like a goddamn Cenobite.

Wanna see a picture of my mother-in-law?

More like the San Diego Over-chargers!

It’s a money-grab, plain and simple. Want to play Halo 5 with your friends? Screw paying $60 for a game that you can all play on the same console in Friend #1’s living room - now if all four of you want to play together, you need to buy your own damn copies! Sigh.