#ButtStuff2015. What an age we live in.

My god, the whole things sounds like a rejected scene from "The Boondocks."

+1 pot of gold.

Cool. I don't have a PS4, nor do I plan on getting one, but I am at least looking forward to see what the games look like with a current-gen graphical makeover. Darksiders 1 & 2 are two of my all-time favorite games, and while it's not a big issue to me, there's no doubt they are lacking when it comes to how sharp the…

Exactly. This isn't rocket science: guys are always going to enjoy looking a beautiful women little-to-no clothes on. The Swimsuit Issue is SI's most popular/best selling issue (http://www.businessinsider.com/business-facts…) - why would they stop selling it? Yes, you can find free porn all over the internet, but if…

Simple answer: $$$$$$$$$

Haunt the toilet. Nothing ruins the mood faster than a good ol' fashioned overflow.

Midnight. Let 'em know right from the get-go that they're entering the BONE ZONE.

LMAO. Nice. To be fair though, Zach is from Massena, N.Y., which is as frozen a hell-hole as Winnipeg or Buffalo.

*rolls eyes* Oh god, the horror of having to put the seat down for yourself!

I hate this holiday. I know people like me should ignore it, and even people who do have someone don't always celebrate it, but you just get bombarded with ads on TV and the internet and all the heart-shaped stuff and chocolates and cards at stores, and it just wears you down. Being alone sucks, and the longer you're…

Ha! Jokes on you! I don't even HAVE anyone to buy chocolate for on Valentine's Day!

Damn. I was really hoping for a burning-clown-car-headed-into-a-gorge image at the top of the article.

I'd have to agree. I can't say the thought of someone fucking somebody else is a turn-on.

+1.....testicle.

I feel like robbing the Ravens of a draft pick count towards these charges.

Lynch clearly doesn't want to talk to the media. That is well established at this point. So why do these dumbass reporters keep asking him questions and then get all huffy when he doesn't respond the way they want him to? Enjoy whatever laugh Lynch brings, then save the real questions for Wilson, Carroll, Sherman, etc.

*Women's 800 meter world record. The fastest 800 meters of all time is David Rudisha's (1:40.91).

That tweet was real af.

We need to know what @MyTweetsRealAF thinks about this latest development.