In all likelihood, you've been alive to see your Packers win at least two Super Bowls. I'm a 23-year-old Jets fan. Do the math. Count your blessings.

Strange how his real teeth are whiter than the fake one.

I hate in-ear headphones. They never stay in. Clip-ons are where it's at.

Agreed. That movie was pretty weak, and certainly didn't live up to any of the hype placed on it.

This envelope I'm handing you contains a +1.

Precisely why I don't buy anything new/freshly released when it comes to video games. Always going to be bugs with games or consoles. Plus it saves money! Better to wait til they've patched it. Or if they don't patch it, you can read about it in reviews and avoid the mess altogether. Yay.

"Gritty"? Are they scrappy as well? Do they have a high motor?

Guess that's why he's using a Kinja burner?

I guess we owe Richie Incognito an apology.

Try fitting "you're with me, leather" into a normal headline though.

TL;DR - "You're the best, around, nothing's gonna ever keep you doooowwwwnnnnn!"

I think a Stars-Wild Winter Classic in Minnesota would be perfect. Old Minnesota vs. New Minnesota teams.... c'mon. Make it happen.

Maybe if they stopped cycling in the same friggin' teams, more people would tune in.

Divited we fall.

Fantasy Football scoring is fine as it is. You get the points you EARN, i.e. yards you've gained, touchdowns you've scored. Adding hypotheticals like EPA would be ridiculous.

Agreed! It makes the game a bit more realistic (though I suppose it's a bit much to complain about realism in a story about alien races, super soldiers and doomsday space technology).

There's a Detroit couple that knows all about "finishing at the rim"

If he goes to a team that already has a viable offense (like, say, Atlanta), he has a legitimate shot at winning a Super Bowl. It's amazing what he was able to squeeze out of a team like the Jets the past few years. The 12 wins he got out of Geno Smith & Co. the past two seasons were nothing short of miraculous.

Yeah, but I hear you can get it topped with Eminems.

Too bad those douchenozzles are making Bloodborne a PS4 exclusive though. Way to alienate half the fan base you built up with Dark Souls and Dark Souls 2. Dicks.