It's a reality I could deal with, so long as we have President Dwayne Elizando Mountain Dew Herbert Comacho leading us.

CLASSIC Jokinen. He used to pull that move (aka "The Forsberg") in Dallas all the time during shootouts. There's a real fun clip of him clowning Tim Thomas with it, followed by Thomas flipping out.

*Choked. Not "chocked". Get it together, Fenno.

Must've read the Gawker guide.

Wasn't it Nokia?

Well said. I was a freshman at Hofstra during the Danmell Ndoye incident- those five young men had their lives ruined by a lie. False accusations are most certainly a serious issue.

Damn. Dollar Menu domestic abuse. #NotAllMcChickens

It's ok, I hear they're making up for it with "Smoke Signal Tuesday".

Klingberg is just ridiculous. His first two NHL goals were also highlight-reel worthy, and his overall play is far more befitting a 10-year veteran than someone with less than 10 career NHL games. He's been awesome to watch, and has a great future ahead of him.

Johnny Fracas

You've gotta be kidding me. Absolutely kidding me. I wouldn't have believed it unless I saw it for myself. Brad Smith is still in the NFL?!?!

+1 shattered, once-promising career.

I suppose fractures would be filed under "giving a dog a bone" then....

Saw PewDiePie's playthrough. I was DYING laughing. Especially at the "surprise ending".

Good. Fuck WalMart.

Totally is.... just don't abandon it. We got black phantoms for days. =P

"Damn, I gotta try that!"

That's a rather Publix display of crabbiness towards Winston.

Do it. Don't hold back.

I guess after all these years, he doesn't have to be Koy about keeping secrets.