Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

You Shitti Farty Dirty Nasty Jude Bitch!

Nothing to fear, that’s what The Lord of Light demands

The problem with this blog is that this has never happened, ever, to anyone.

Seems weird an obese guy named “Skeeter” isn’t from Florida already...

As a Gen X’er, I feel left out, and yet superior at the same time.

Pretty ladies- Hold ‘em

One time there was a trending twitter hashtag that was like “political sitcoms” or something and I came up with “Gillibrand’s Island” and I just feel like the internet has never given me enough credit.

Spies Like Us 2: Legion of Doom

I’m a litigator. Sometimes I’ll do oral argument before the Court and think, “shit, that felt like rambling. I bet I sounded so dumb. I must do better next time.” And then I get the transcript back and I’ve spoken eloquently throughout it. Comparatively, I imagine Palin is like “nailed it” after a speech and then…

To be fair, he did try to give her the D, it just got intercepted and taken back for 6.

In his defense, he only expects to see Lee Corso once a week.

Until the U.S. sees a generation of children who don’t walk, eat, sleep, bathe and attend school without a soccer ball in their hands in the same vein American youth do with basketballs, America will never produce soccer talent matching even Mexico let alone the European/South American powerhouses. Soccer needs to be…

Agreed 100%. It is your prerogative to not hang out with people you don’t like, but just remember that you won’t learn anything new if you hang out only with people just like you. Sure, some people are just plain annoying or crazy and you can excise those like the tumor they are. But when people around me use the term…

Ha. It’s funny to use Green Day as an age marker. They are, as a band, older than you are. I went to Green Day shows when I was your age, before you were born. It’s like saying, “I’m young, I still listen to the Rolling Stones.”

But there was something different about Paul O’Neill. I can’t quite put my finger on it but he Worked hard, played Hard, was really Invested in the Team, and was Everything else you want in a teammate.

How to start your day like Mocena:

You don’t give Messi the ball for the sake of giving Messi the ball, you give Messi the ball because he’s a god damn magician.

Going to disagree with you. You seem to get it about as much as his team mates. Feed him the fucking ball. You’re not sure if he’s ready? He is ready. He is more ready with his back to the play than any of them are at the greatest moment of their football careers. Feed. him. the. fucking. ball. now. Then do it again.

It…

“eliminatorias” soundly beats “qualifiers”