Because no one cares.

The hell is that giant bald head in the stands?

Guess they didn't throw out Alexis's old ones.

She’s right, though. I sprung fully-grown from my father’s forehead at about age 25. #Athena

Yeeeeaah. You can tell that that dog is super aggressive...

Ladies and Gentleman of the jury, I'm just a Caveman. I fell in some ice and later got thawed out by your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me.

Can't agree more. I saw him driving down the street the other day towards the Nuggets' stadium. He looked like he was in a great mood.

Pete Carroll lost that entire locker room with that call. No way those guys ever trust him again. The Seahawks run is done.

Cocaine speeds things up, you can even do the rehab quicker.

Well, at least his motor is intact.

Good to see smugness does not decline with age. Not everyone has your experience.

What I'm most surprised by is how Vladimir Putin finds the time to referee. That guy is everywhere.

Oh, whatever. Like most little girls, I'm betting she's only feigning interest in the sport to try to impress her boyfriend Franck.

Montalcino is my favorite place. I have a couple of '95 and '97s stashed away.