YYYYEEEEESSSSS! ahhhhhhhhh.... that was allsome.

Jim, do you have anything to say?

That is just survival practice; in case he has to go Ghandi style and drink his own urine to survive ;)

THANK FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER FOR THIS POST! Just when I had got to that point of my day when I loose all respect and hope for humanity I am reminded that there really are some people out there having fun on this miserable spinning rocky ball of fire. Thank you. You complete me.

You can’t make a difference in anyone else’s world unless you take care of you.

If you are typing from an iphone, that is exactly how the sentence would come out if you are typing quickly and don’t feel like using extra keystrokes to capitalize words that are also common use words and not only names. The attitued... well, I leave that one alone ;)

I new this would win the poll the second I saw it. Of course, I would wager my turntable that at least half the people who voted for it do not own one. It used to be the best deal out there and the online forums and their archives are filled with great tales, which means that internetophiles just KNOW it’s the best…

Nolan is the best, so he can’t really be topped. But Clemens throwing a bat at Piazza was pretty good.

Unbeatable. Long live The Dream; the greatest Center in the history of basketball.

Headline: Young Woman Seeks Attention, Plays Dumb To Look Wry. I’ll tell you this much, you would have loved working under James Fallows back in the 90’s.

Bono is one of my perfect litmus tests for people. If you hate him because he uses the money and fame that he earned — by working for it and putting his heart and mind on display for all to judge — to speak about the things he cares about, then you are a dick. If you don’t like his music or his message, fine. But if…

Yes. I buy new and used all the time. I have a library with several thousand books. I also write them from time to time. I like books. Tablets are fine.

God how I love you Internet.

No one is going to Dallas for vacations... Except maybe for suicide or if they are dumb Okies or chicken$hit Ohioans.

And the Cocaine... let’s not forget about the Cocaine

O M G wow! As a washed up soccer hack and field goal kicker, that was way more powerful than I expected after reading the blurb.

Wathcing it will neve let those with no experience enjoy the thrill of the ride, the joy of the discovery and the fear of its end. Like my buddy would remind us when we were bugging out too much, “its only a drug, it’ll wear off; probably”.

If you are really anal, spray some Lye based oven cleaner on the grates, let it sit a while and then scrub it with an abrasive brush. Then Do all that other stuff and it will be extra clean. Rinse it all very well before drying and oiling the grates.

SEC! SEC! SEC! SEC! SEC! SEC! SEC! SEC! SEC! SEC! SEC! SEC!SEC! SEC! Oh wait, :(

You are a dick.