PSA - Wash your records folks. And don't even think about playing a used record without washing it properly. You can damage or degrade the stylus (needle) with a very dirty record.

Props to the kid who jacked the homer to cement the win. Love it. You will never forget that moment. Even when your face down drunk celebrating your third divorce in 2040.

I have read all his work and read Freedom the week it came out. I didn’t like it and I didn’t hate it. But cherry picking quotes and not discussing the voice of the character who says the words is amateur lit clit. Quit playing dumb.

Of course, that was until the corrupt fucktards down there ended up building a new stadium in the suburbs anyway to replace a 19 year old building.

A hamstring tear will do that to you. If Aguero had been in the shape he was by the start of the EPL, after he had time to rest, they would have doubled their goal count. Coming back early from one of soccer’s worst injuries to secure the EPL title pretty much killed Arg’s chances I thought; yet Messi still got them…

Or the Yankees in the 1980’s

You must have some pretty cool Special Ops going on. Why don’t you blog about those?

Made my day. Thanks.

There are plenty of teams (Celtics, Suns, Jazz, Rockets in the past) that have managed to rebuild without blatantly tanking.

Duh. The answer to most questions like this is simple:

Oranges work well also. Done this for years. Throw down a few lime slices if you want also. Also, throw a slice or two on top to really get extra flavor. I have done lemons on the bottom and oranges on the top and been very pleased.

Baruk Khazâd! Khazâd ai-mênu!

I had a six pack growing up (for a while) due to being a competitive swimmer. Now I am in my forties and do not have one and I get more young ladies flirting with me. Or at least I think they are; or maybe they were when I was young and I didn't know it. Either way, I'm probably invisible because I'm over forty and…

Ha! Oh man I lolled.

So covering hyperbole from codgers is interesting now. Duly noted. Oh wait, maybe this was a Seinfeld episode. “what? I’m old? It’s mayhem on the course because more tee times are available and that gives me less time to pontificate in the clubhouse”, said uncle Leo, “My son Jeffery is starting a new club for women…

Fewer, not less; and I love your spelling of condescend. it’s every thing I could want in a meaningless internet comment. Thanks!

This is one of the very few things on earth that make me really really sad about having a broken vertebrae (life can be way worse, right?). I want to Wingsuit so badly it.

Don’t install this if you use Firefox 37.0.1 on OS X 10.7.5 bricks the app and you have to manually delete the extension from the library profile folder.

Nah. If it was Bags and Biggs they would be hanging at Stonybrook park, brah.

So now Deadspin covers Syracuse so they can see how many times the can write Syracuse in their click bait headlines Syracuse.