Oh man do I agree, what a branding clusterfuck of XxXs.

He fully embodied that “infectious joy” that makes GBBO so watchable. That was my favorite season. 

It’s funny, because when this show came out I had juuuust started dating this girl, and by Season 2 we got more serious and she was like “ehhh no I’m afraid of zombies” and because I was more interested in getting her to like me as much as I liked her I sorta stopped watching it too, in favor of our shared interests.

Recently shared it w/ my friends 12 year old and she literally didn’t even flinch. Kids now are made of granite. 

“opulent Christmas tree farm lifestyle” i’m crying

I’m in rural WA, familiar w/ elk and deer cabins as well. Whether or not they’re seasonally used, they certainly LOOK abandoned (and haunted) when not in season.

yes i didn’t mention her above, but sarah for sure had the DUMBEST motivation of the four of them. Her and Bonnie were always so meh to me while Nancy and Rochelle had rich and interesting stories.

The casting of 2020 versions of Fairuza, Neve, Robin, and Rochelle are spot-fucking-on...especially that lil’ Neve. 

Nancy becoming a gay icon should be investigated further!

After seeing this movie my best friend at the time asked me if I wanted to be in their coven she was forming and I remember hard passing on that, because I didn’t like the potential for snakes emerging from my shower drain. The tradeoff just wasn’t there for me, it didn’t seem worth it to exact some petty revenge but…

One of the best covers of the nineties!

ARGH! That’s infuriating, tbh of the three of them Rochelle had one of the better motivations for wanting to pursue powers to change her life for the better (well, I guess Nancy too).

I mean, I’m just going by what the author said, referring to it as abandoned, but sure, it could have been someone’s rarely visited vacation cabin or someone’s home who isn’t rolling in Christmas Tree Farm Money. Feels like they would have mentioned if it looked actively lived-in and not an unearthly vessel for…

Oh you went a totally different direction, I read it as a sort of “ghostly” book, but now you made it even worse and more scary.

Is there a considerable age gap there or am I just unaware of how old Emma Roberts is now?

No way man, Curious George is an eerily perfect warning! (and why I sorta don’t believe this one...but I enjoyed it).

No, I’m struggling with the ads too, they’re causing my page to load spookily slowly. And the fucking newsletter pop up every 1o minutes. 

Curious George in an Abandoned House for me....

But what about the noises, Professor?!? 

Man, nothing good ever happens in hostels full of drug-consuming gringos!