HOLY FUCKING SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Wait...conservative news outlets use Spooky Season or are mad at ppl who use Spooky Season? I no longer have the capacity to track outrage on either side.

To the author of the Red House, I will be billing you for the therapy I now need, as the parent of a 2 year old who sometimes wakes up crying....

I had no idea so many people were so aggressively against the phrase “Spooky Season.” Why??? It makes perfect sense; it means “It is now officially fall and I am watching more horror in a two month period than I have all year.”

I love interviews with very young actors that seem to really enjoy what they do and have their shit together and convey a really healthy sense of self-awareness.

Hello, fellow old! 

What were your high school years (I was 99-03)?

Sorry but have to disagree. There is NO WAY The Scarlet Letter is more hated than Ethan Frome.

I do not need to read it again because that book is fully ingrained in my brain, but you’re right, what the hell are high school students supposed to get from that other than “If ya cheat on your mean ol’ wife you’re gonna crash your sled and get stuck with TWO mean old wives.”

Ahhh, got it, thank you. May need to dust ol’ Rebeccer off and try it again. 

Forgive me if this is a major plot point of the book, but why does closing the age gap matter? I honestly only vaguely remember this book from my English class, in which I consistently referred to it as Rebeccer to annoy my teacher.

It is and I do.

The top ones I think of are:

Was it the same PTGs every time you moved? I feel like that’s the part that heebie jeebies me...whoever that creeper was like, watched you grow up....

I shared this a few years ago but I don’t think anyone saw it so I’ll try again this year. Not supernatural, but spooky and cautionary.

That is EXACTLY what I was thinking of and I even remember the author name now! https://jezebel.com/prepare-your-nightmares-our-annual-spooky-stories-cont-1738704819

Whoops, double post

do you or anyone remember the one from years ago about the old farmhouse and they saw the old-timey hearse-car drive up but no one is in it and then there was banging on the walls all around the house? I want to share w/ a coworker in our mutual excitement but cannot remember when it was (or if it made it out of the…

THIS! Those assholes straight up broke the number one public transit code, if a lone traveller is being harassed you bring them into your travel fold! 

You’re doing gods work!