Best opener is Lost World., hands down. That little girl getting death by a thousand cuts from lil’ dino gremlins fucked me up. 

Life, uhhh...life finds a way.

Amy Sedaris what the fuck. 

Well this took an unexpected turn into a happy ended.

oh

How can you write this entire piece and not once mention “Dick” which is the absolute gold standard Watergate film. 

I would certainly hope so. 

I think everyone would have been fine with it if Che hadn’t sucked so much. What an awful character, and a waste of a great performer too!

Yes! I find him so refreshingly weird. He’s weird in a genuine way, not in a performative (Jared Leto) way or an annoying (Jeremy Strong) way.

this is what billie eilish should have said on instagram (if she was petty like me, and not a professional like she is)

I’m 36 and I haven’t recovered from when they left that sauropod on the dock.

Can someone please explain this show, do they wear a costume and sing (badly, I assume, unless they were previously a Backstreet Boy?) and you try to guess which celebrity it is??? I don’t have a ton of legs to stand on because I’ve been watching Grey’s Anatomy for 20 years, but this show sounds so insanely…

I also don’t remember season 2 and 3 at all, which says a lot... Season 1 is seared into my brain and was one of those perfect seasons of television.

They finally hire a nonbinary actor to play a nonbinary character and they get THIS storyline and script. I’m honestly embarrassed for Sara Ramierz, who is SO much better than this material.

Maybe because so much time and so many Batmans have passed, with over a decade of gritty Batman...but I am nostalgic and longing for a big, silly, Joel Schumacher Batman, please? Not winky 4th wall, Deadpool stuff, not high camp Burton Batman, but a sincerely over the top Batman. I also need a broader color palate…

Was there any on location filming for “Saving the World?” Nothing grinds my gears like a story set in Indiana that was clearly filmed in LA. 

this is an underrated response that made me lol

I honestly was shocked when they killed Sidney’s aunt in Scream 4 because when she said “What about my scars?!” I was like OH SHIT HERE IS OUR KILLER. V. good misdirection, 

DRUNK ENOUGH TO KICK YOUR ASS!

Yes, totally agree, this missed a central Scream thesis, that the cultural landscape (which expands as the series goes on to include whatever the relevant media is at the time from the local investigative journalist to the teen streamer) has created an environment where people’s personal trauma is available for mass…