Fun fact, my mom started watching “A Christmas Prince” thinking it was “The Crown.” Confusion ensued. 

Yeah, some of these need to be optioned. 

I too have hoped someone would aggregate these (and rank them). The haunted truck rattling the house with the whole damn family inside is obviously one of the top contenders, and the deep cut of the modern solider seeing...something....out in the desert through a sniper’s night vision was incredible and felt very,…

FUCK ME UP JEZEBEL SCARY STORIES (put it on my tombstone)

fuck caroline calloway I’m here for the update when Kelly Cutrone gets this google alert and emails you w/ caps lock and no punctuation. 

The Skulls / Antitrust

The sound of these chairs scraping across the concrete floor of a too-loud gastropub where I’m about to pay $11 dollars for a bowl of 6 “warm, spiced, marinated olives” Kill me!

30k to start a craft brewery? Curious how those numbers work out? 

I am honestly seeing red about this “paying other people to rear your child”...as though the 8 hours a day my kid is at daycare erases the effort of conceiving her (lesbians, so it was a little more involved than getting amorous), carrying her infuckingside me for 9 months, being in labor for two days, having an…

this fucking guy. 

What the fuck is this comment.

Mine was because of an unpaid parking ticket.

Oh, she just did an interview a day ago!?

The girl who did the Ross Perot impression was meant for bigger things too!

We went to Planet Hollywood in Indianapolis, Indiana for my 14th birthday party. Do they still have the paper placemats with the high school yearbook photos of celebrities? 

Needs more Last Artful, Dodgr...absolutely the best. Bone Music is a play-without-a-skip album. 

Yeah, I can’t wait to learn more about this game. The idea that you might be able to play both the hunter and the hunted (or perhaps flip between the two mid game, like a book with multiple narrators) is really cool. 

Tellietubbies are chill but that Baby in the Sun from Tellietubbies was tres fucked up and that’s the real demonic soul of that nightmare fuel. 

Love that someone in the writers room said “You know what this episode needs? More Edmure Tully!” and everyone nodded and agreed. 

In between Go Ask Alice and Queen Bees and Wannabees was “Reviving Ophelia” a book in the similar vein of analyzing “what the hell is going on with Girls?” but with a major focus on low self-esteem and how it manifests.