SPOOKY RECEIPTS! You are the winner. 

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

Omg PR people are so lame

I don’t think the issue anyone is taking is with you not enjoying rom-coms nor that you choose not to have a Netflix account, I think it is that your delivery was smug as fuck. 

Failure To Launch, but I’m a monster.

The daughter, Lisa Prank, is an awesome musician as well and beloved in Seattle! You should check her tunes out.

The guests are always great, but honestly, Keenan’s Darnell is so perfect it truly makes the sketch. 

You are not alone. I was like, “Tommy Lee Jones has Instagram?” and “Tommy Lee Jones drinks VODKA LEMONADES????”

Alex and Paige reunion is sorely needed.

No Jay and Alex.

WHAT? Why???? I need to hear more about this orientation.

SJP films ranked

Other queer artists way better than this nonsense.

I really hope a journalist contacts you to get this story because it is FASCINATING!

Pitch Perfect 4 script just wrote itself!

I think the biggest issue is calling this a tipi, because it’s a fucking tent. It’s not a tipi! That’s like saying the Sixth Sense kid was sleeping in a tipi to hide from ghosts. It is a tent inside her house Instagram built that she sleeps in. If she calls it a tipi and has fashioned it to look like a traditional…

I started following this mysteriously rich white girl with dreadlocks on Instagram during the Fyre Fest debacle for the updates. It was fun to see it unfold, and also to be perplexed by rich people (how are you rich? why are you rich? what is your job? what is your life?)

*Woods

oh thank god. I was so furious to see qdoba compared to ARBYS.