are you high!? Qdoba is the best.

Seattle’s true queen.

I went to high school with a sea of Will Cains, and most of them ended up real estate agents in our hometown, but it appears this Will Cain somehow slipped through and got himself a mic.

Arizona has not had an interesting storyline since Callie cut her leg off. Love her, one of my favorite characters, but she needs to put on her wheelie skates and roll out.

The best part about Amelia is that it means Greg Germann is reinventing his character from Ally McBeal as a brain surgeon and I AM HERE FOR IT.

No he deserved it. That was a proper take.

I would love to work out a comprehensive list of The Worst Characters introduced and promptly sent into the Parking Lot of No Return with all of you!

George and Callie was WAY worse than Erica and Callie or George and literally anyone else. The only person George had chemistry with was that nurse from season one who gave him chlamydia after Alex gave her chlamydia.

Literally no one had chemistry with George. That was on George.

Searches hopefully in the comments for another Erica Hahn stan.

^ every Puff Daddy feature

who tf shipped Jimmy/Ashley tho?????

ALL THREE CRUEL INTENTIONS?

the monsters are adulthood. maybe also student loans?

I keep finding myself listening to “Malibu Musk” by Seattle band Smokey Brights dreaming of sunnier more drug fueled days before responsibility and parenthood and fear of the next real estate bubble were looming over me while I’m bundled to the gills in this bitch ass cold weather dodging a human dump on the floor of…

RASHIDA AND SISTERS, HOW DARE YOU.

I can never remember the seasons either, so I usually put them into these epochs:

SHE HAD TO RESUSCITATE A DEER in an episode!

Your inclusion of Exasperated Danny and nuanced take on Ronnie without Sammy is noted, but Vinny is far too low. He is the only one who felt like a real person and I liked how his hair almost looked painted on like a Ken doll or Mike Pence.

Jersey Shore: Ranked.