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Dear Antonin Scalia,

Can we stop using “mommy” as an adjective? Mommy bloggers, mommy classes, mommy vacations, “mommy friends.” It has this weird way of infantilizing motherhood by tying it to infant parlance. Get off your baby’s level! You’re a mother, a mom, you speak “adult.”

a hunk of beef jerky that rolls under the couch and is left there to harden, becoming covered in dust and cat hair until a cockroach takes it back to its lair and makes it his wife

Yup. Woman are always made to feel like they are overreacting if they find a man creepy. We’re supposed to be understanding of gross behavior and write it off as “social awkwardness.” Fuck that noise. Trust your gut ladies.

actually, being fat is in a large part, choice. Not disability.

Did you come up with this? Because I had to steal it and make a quick art piece with it.

if dudes are allowed to talk about their favorite strip clubs during BUSINESS MEETINGS i should be allowed to talk about my favorite dildo

I’m on the waiting list to get my hacked off with a weed whacker* and I’m excited. I look forward to my nipples not being the size of wagon wheels.

Do you mean the rape thing? Yeah. He claimed that I knew the risks when I decided to go to grad school. I pointed out that I couldn’t complete a graduate degree without attending evening classes because all the requisite classes were held then. He did not see that as a systemic barrier to female enrollment.

Have you ever been to a medical marijuana clinic? They are full of THC-free CBD products (in addition to THC-heavy ones).

I like that most of the responses aren’t “Good job putting her in her place brah.” Small victories. :\

I’ve never seen anyone do headstands before in Yoga. Sounds like they are showing off. You’re definitely better off without that shit.

Wasn’t child porn at all, but vintage nudest magazines with photos of families camping and playing sports in the nude.

Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh! <— the sound of my mind ssnapping in two.

She’s a woman who complained about something. Let’s root for her to work at Sonic next.

I don’t think people are tired. People are either distracted or actively seeking distraction. Consuming news from journalists with integrity used to be a large part of everyone’s media diet. Newspapers were cheap and convenient reading material. Every radio station had a news segment. Then, every TV channel had a news…

The point of voting and of representative democracy is that revolution is unnecessary because our leaders can be voted out or impeached if they deny the will of the people. The trick there is that the electorate has to be active, informed and involved. Make no mistake, if Sanders is voted in, the same thing that…

This is why it doesn’t even matter if we feel like Trump is just trolling everyone. He is making our country worse. Terrible people are no longer ashamed of themselves.