Notice how the people who want the biggest, baddest military and advocate invading other countries never serve in the military themselves?

Oh, I’ll go and say it—I really think that this late stage lapse into fascistic conservatism is a form of mental illness, comparable to alzheimer’s. I’m not absolving Trump, just saying that I think this is a symptom of certain people becoming susceptible to these crazy machinations as they age.

Everyone is free to run for president. I swear we would have stopped him if we could.

So this is like the candle parties and the jewelry parties and the skin care parties? Ugh. Basically the Avon dream? That concept definitely sells a lie, that you can sell enough crap to have a career on your own schedule. Take it from me, job hunting for three months now — there is no easy way to earn a living wage.…

All the best people do ;)

I just now got a robocall from Carly Fiorina offering to mail me a petition to get a measure on the ballot that prevents minors from receiving abortions in California without a parent/guardian signature. The recording started with: “Did you know that a 13 year old girl in California can get an abortion without her…

Because I am now and always a Discworld geek,

My response to the haters trying to silence me for sharing my story.

I have a friend who had one, as I did, and she was always kind of afraid to discuss it. I told her I understood it’s not something to run around the office talking about, but never feel bad that you had a tiny bit of cells scraped from your uterus when you were 6 weeks pregnant. My generation fought to get that…

This isn’t what a hyman looks like?

I want some brave woman to date one of these guys, put a bit of bacon up there, and when it falls out during sex, tell them that that’s what a hymen looks like. “Oh, yeah, it’s supposed to smell hickory-smoked, that’s how you can tell I’m a for-real virgin”

Can we get it in medical education as well? Teenaged misadventure resulted in some tearing that resulted in a really tiny skin tag that is obviously a skin tag and everything is perfectly fine and healthy. Except my Gynecologist wants me to get surgery because the sight of me horrifies him. He was clear that there was…

“precum pregnant” is one hell of a bummer of a phrase

*sniff* My dress was made from organic lentil by-products. I don’t know, I guess I’m just not very materialistic compared to some people.

I love how his mother consistently uses her son as an example as to why abortion should be illegal. No, honey.

Did you read the article? Why are you using he/his pronouns?

Psychedelics do not help workers work longer hours for less pay, so they have no value to our capitalist society. Get back to work!

Fun Fact: Tippi Hedren is the reason why so many nail salons are run by Vietnamese:

Instead of watching the debate I made chocolate covered pretzels with home made candied bacon bits and I feel like I made the right choice for me and my family (me looking at myself in a mirror)