That's such a good point.

Her room may be messy but her bar is immaculate.

What is wrong with people who hear words like 'hole' and don't think "This could be suggestive". I mean, I get not knowing what a glory hole is. Actually I don't get it, but I know people who don't know what one is, so it's not that far fetched to me. BUT you run a shelter for men. Why would put Hole in the name…

wipe ur tears beautiful flower

Someone just fucking shoot me from a cannon into space pls

I used to be an insufferable prick. Then, I bought an iWatch and now all I can talk about is this incredible piece of technology attached to my arm that also communicates with my iPhone while backing up all the while to my iCloud on my iMac, which also cost about $3,000 but it was totally worth it because my entire…

1) I didn't even know this person existed until right fucking now. I don't think I've thought about a Hilton since 2006 (and it wasn't exactly voluntary then).

I think Grey should be spelled Gray….hey, its America after all

Is it possible to be a sexy/sexual being when you're in your 50's and sucking your thumb, though?

Being a celebrity would suck so bad! You have no privacy, you have to be on all the time, your every move is scrutinized, people say unspeakable things about you constantly, if you're female you will probably have your sex tapes and nude photos leaked for all the world to see, and - worst of all - you have to hang out…

"I would, but I have a degenerative disease where if I stick my hands in things, I just start shitting and vomiting all over the place—maybe I'll try, though."

Haha, fair enough. Sometimes I get sad that I never believed in Santa and wasn't a part of those traditions. Never seems to happen when I think about religion.

The fashion industry never was about marketing sexiness. It's much more about marketing insecurity and self-hatred.

How about... we have a commercial where the size 14 woman casually walks out to her neighborhood pool, followed by her size 2, size 8, and size 18 friends, all wearing various swimwear of their choice, in front of a group of dudes.

"Zoe's dad has got it going on."

You know, but that's a very important lesson to learn — to entertain ideas you don't or can't possibly agree with. No matter how heretical or morally obscene they might be, it's important to step out of your own shoes and try and see how or why there are people who could see things that way — even if you still find it…

I totally got the communion cracker at my cousin's wedding cause I was SO STARVING and I thought it would be like a Ritz. Ugh — such nastiness.

I once knew an atheist couple, raised Muslim, who sent their kid to a Catholic school simply because it was better than public and cheaper than all the other private schools. They were just careful to deprogram him every day.

I was born in the Middle East and am in my early 20s, so I was vaccinated for polio. I REMEMBER getting the 3 doses of the oral vaccine. Like, I must have been 2/3/4. But I still remember the 3 different times I had to get it. So it pisses me right the fuck off that people like to conveniently forget that these…

And a pornhub channel.

And a pornhub channel.