Oh, man, when they read that on the radio (kpcc, pasadena), even my teenage sons were like “duuuude, that is not an apology—groaaan”
So, yay me for parenting win; Boo Matt Damon for utter cluelessness.

Helen Mirren has a delightful gleam in her eye that just screams “championship shit starter right here.”

They mostly look like more polished versions of themselves. We all have a type, but that doesn’t mean people who aren’t <em>your</em> type are unattractive in general, just to <em>you</em>.

I dunno, I got a scrawny kid, and no amount of lifting seems to make him anything but a stronger stick.

Since when does TMZ get to decide what we’re all pissed off about? Gallows humor has its place. I scheduled a birth on the first anniversary of a close relative’s accidental death specifically to commemorate a good thing on what would have otherwise been forever a bad day. We’re all happier for it. It doesn’t mean the…

I’m seeing this right after the headline that announces that “women in the entertainment industry hire more women in the entertainment industry.” It is making me think that transexuals should be in all positions of power so we get some even handedness going. I get the feeling that too damn many people are so…

Trump has really got the corner on the stock photo genre “everyone’s asshole uncle being an asshole” face.

what’s with the flappy leather trip magnets on the shoes? I assume anyone who actually buys this stuff travels by palanquin, but these still seem irritating, even if they never touch pavement.

yeah, at first I was excited because I thought they had hired an amputee model but no, just pointlessly weird draping.

So, someone who deserves to hike in from the back 40. Good for you!

Great momming there! I accidentally figured it out at 4 with a wheeled ride-on toy, and I am so grateful my parents just let me do my own thing in private afterwards. I didn’t even connect that I was having orgasms till I was 16, and by then I was a pro, no toy required.

Yeah, I can get’er done in a minute or two, which was great when I had the day to myself to spend on whatever, but I found I needed to expand my... uh... repertoire for partnered sex to be less “goal oriented.”

At Costco, there was probably someone waiting with baited breath to get into that spot on the next aisle when you slid in on their prize, you’re lucky they didn’t shoot you. (I always pull through when I can, too, but never at Costco where it is always insanely crowded.)

Hmm, the study objects are barely penis-like, and the sample size is small, but this comment thread is a joy to behold. So there’s that.

Once again, we are making stupid people famous here. Wonder how many GOP ghost writers are currently engaged in drafting her memoir of persecution.
Milk it, baby.

I’m going to miss him when he’s gone. Sniff. I hope he has as much fun as possible between now and then.

I don’t care if her emails included nuclear launch codes, it is more worrying to me that there isn’t/wasn’t automatic coverage at the top State Department level to make this an issue that she should not have had to think about one way or another. This shit isn’t magic, where was her IT support?

thank you

I think this Horowitz person does not understand that Bond is meant to have a lot of breadth of character, including “street,” and that Idris Elba’s range stretches well beyond “Monte Carlo” straight through to “street,” if he is so inclined.

How has she managed to find 4 husbands? I am very interested in the details on these relationships. Is there a scarcity of women in her area? Is she killing them? Is she divorcing and remarrying the same one in fits of pique? How did she get elected to anything with that marital history in the bible belt?