What is with the dumb perfume names? This is too Elizabeth Taylor-esque here with no reason for it. What is the goal of perfume, really...if anyone can get away with truth in advertising, it is pop stars, so why not “You Know You Want Me” or “Clitterati” or something? Maybe Miley will push that envelope. RiRi is a…

Just, eww, I hate sticky. Good for her with the creative, but I can’t get past the viscous fluids thing, regardless of sparkly they are, though that sort of helps. I couldn’t look at the nekkid folks doused in honey a few weeks ago, either. Glitter bukake seems about right, I’d prefer a slightly more distant…

Subway bread gives me diarrhea, now I know why.

Yeah...I gotta say that I’m pretty sure the Hummers in my area haven’t ever seen a dirt road or sand box, so the main reason people own these things is to ensure their own survival at any cost if there is a collision with practically anything. It is possible to buy a safe car that is also safe for anyone around you.…

It might be standard practice, but standard practice is unseemly, in the great scheme of things, and should be changed.

Because the picture of the anthropomorphic bread slice isn’t terrifying enough?

Clearly not the best time or place, and definitely there is the white privilege aspect, but it is nice to see a big woman unselfconsciously enjoying herself. She’s cute, lucky to be alive, though I expect she is in big trouble, and rightly so. Would that all car chases ended this way.

“The tipster who sent this to us also remarked that at Virgin Hotels, “when someone does a good job, they’re supposed to be congratulated by saying they are ‘so good looking.’”

Halloween is like election season, when formerly normal people out themselves as jerks for one reason or another.

17, at a high school party with the cool kids at someone else’s house. I didn’t have a curfew per se, but I was expected to check in at regular intervals (I was a “good” kid, no worries). At 11:30, uniformed police officers showed up at the door of the party house, for express purpose of delivering this message to…

Too bad they didn’t use their witty video editing skills to advance the cause of sex education and unwanted pregnancy prevention in this country, it would go a much longer way towards preventing abortions than this chicanery.

Not exactly on topic, but: I will never understand the desire to wear a logo prominently, even if it is a social indicia of wealth and power—it seems like a losing gambit to proclaim position so loudly. A fat roll of cash pendant would be more interesting. Taking an aesthetic risk is more powerful.

I... I did not realize that slo-mo suited man butt was a genre I would go for. Moar.

My kids got double whatever the $$ at grandma’s house, because the TF was so happy to see baby teeth at that domicile again.

We gave our kids Sacajawea dollars—one for each tooth—in the 00’s. This is not meant to be an actual moneymaking opportunity, so I don’t feel too badly about it, they were delighted and blissfully unaware of the largesse bestowed on some of their peers. Sometimes its a win just to remember to get the damn switch done.

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I can see stork parking, having been trapped behind a giant parasite belly myself, but I don’t think 30% of the lot is required. How about better lighting for everyone? Maybe motion sensors? Rape might be less likely if all men wore lederhosen, they look like a bitch to get out of. Let’s make it happen!

Don’t people, particularly female people, acquire a thicker layer of subcutaneous fat after prolonged exposure to cold like this? Your body is not as dumb as you are ladies, and it has tricks you clearly can’t predict.

Just adding for fyi, not jumping on the “running is bad for you” bandwangon particularly. There do seem to be certain body types designed to run well. Mine was designed to run for several years, then have osteitis pubis (arthritis of the pubic bone, yeah!), normally a side effect of lots of soccer playing. Weight…

Its not getting done well in society, but these people like to think they’re smarter than everyone else. They know better, they should do better. You don’t get to bet the actual smartest person in the room and the most insecure. Well, clearly, you might, but that is just embarrassing.

So, the usual corporate shit, different day. Glad she’s out of it, I hope they don’t try to eat her.