Probably wise to limit your exposure. I tried to buy a used Toyota truck once, took a friend to look at the one I was interested in with me. Apparently we looked like lost does in the woods: Douchebag sales guy spent 20 minutes mansplaining why I shouldn't get a truck because no penis, made my friend cry (he was…

Yep, we're all pseudonymously honest. Irl is another thing.

You know, I was prescribed a lot of Vicoden after both C-sections, it seemed like crazy overkill at the time. 15 years later it's still in a cupboard somewhere, in case I have back spasms.

Right? Because they live in a commune and can't get any family alone time? Where is the admission that this is the only way to keep the unicorn from wailing till they're deaf?

Nobody wants to admit that their life would actually be just fine if they hadn't had kids, who are now actual people that are hard to imagine gone.

This possibility is simultaneously deeply amusing & depressing.

Maybe if they didn't serve "pizza" that is derived from industrial waste in schools, we wouldn't have these problems. That shit is nasty.

This "Jensy" sounds like a stepford wife/mom. I'll have whatever drugs she's on that allow her total obliviousness to life's irritations. (Someone is going to crash hard someday.)

Every 2-3 days unless I've done something to get sweaty/dirty. Soap dries me out, lotion is just vile. I have a spray nozzle on my toilet, so I can use it as a bidet. (shattaf sprayer) It's handy.

Hmmm. Are we upset at the implication that non-white people are cool with being dirty, or that white people get dirty so fast they need to bathe more often? It's not unreasonable that her lived experience is different from her apparently germaphobic spouse's.

She's gotta pick a focal point. Most of us go through a "legs or tits" "eyes or lips" phase, but usually we're not faced with a "loud fabric or massive pants" "superfluous zippers or pointless backpack" decision. That's what too much money will get you.

Looking at the comments, I feel the need to bat for the olds: My parents are in their 70s, and they've got just about every Mac they've ever owned live and busy doing something or other on their crazy center for supercomputing network at their house, plus extra hard drives for who knows what. Dad runs computer clubs…

Do you all line up for her cast offs? She's a good woman to know....

After observing her terrifying scissor skills on the box, I think this gift is perfect.
(Is she wearing safety glasses? Maybe should be....)

Two words: Zen Den

Pretty sure Fox News entire raison d'être at this point is to keep stupid people, both in front of the camera and watching in their homes, from going out and causing trouble for the rest of us.

Given that the clitoris was perceived as not particularly important to investigate until the 1990s (!), and we didn't have an accurate view of an erect/aroused clitoris until 2009 (!!), while there are pages and pages of medical textbooks devoted to the care and operation of a penis, why is any of this surprising? If…

My hubs kept a couple of the original furbies on a shelf in his office at work, and was asked to take them home because they were freaking out the cleaning staff at night.

On the plus side, now that the elder spinster sister is out of the way, you are free to do as you wish (according to fairy tales). Cubic zirconia are cheap, buy yourself a nice cocktail ring and carry on not having to share decisions with anyone for as long as you please.

Steel toes are actually kinda stylish now: