Because businesses never ever game a system in their favor when it is possible.

I vote that this is a clueless sentimental person who is unaware how these dolls are now portrayed/viewed (thanks horror movies). Why do we always jump to the creepy stalker conclusion? It's reasonable to be wary, but who has time to be terrified all the time (and don't telegraph that to your kids, good grief.)

Whatever works so you don't have to wash blankets very often. Duvets get the job done.

Fitted sheet + mattress pad + mattress. It is what civilization is about, we all have jobs so we can have a safe, clean, soft place to sleep and fuck in peace.

I can easily believe I've had it and cleared it, that makes sense. Why not get the vaccine, regardless, then, if there are so many strains? It seems like a strange thing to prohibit.

Is shaming ever a reasonable way to promote an agenda? I'm pretty sure if you can't afford your water bill, you don't need asshole food elitists piling on.

At the very least, he is adding to the disgusting normalization of firearms in polite society by attempting to make a very poor taste joke on an extremely public forum. If this is not animal cruelty in your eyes, perhaps you'd notice he's managed to position himself in a way to essentially amputate his hand, were the…

This kid looks exactly like one of mine (and probably a lot of white babies) totally cracks me up. A reminder I keep on hand for when I'm irked at his adolescent sulks.

No fucking shit. I need flimsy pink tools like I need a dick coming out of my elbow.

How about someone develop socks that rub your feet, but only after you've had a good workout (which they know because of magic)? Why must everything be punitive?

Crap! That's where grandma went. I'll swing by and pick her up, sorry!

Oh, I thought exercise was supposed to be a super fun wonderful thing that addicts you after a while. Guess not.

I'm wondering about the "everyone has HPV after a certain age" mindset. I had a fairly adventurous young adulthood, was tested for HPV when I had kids at 37 and found not to have it. How does that compute with the idea that after a certain age everyone has it? I think there might be diminishing returns, but it sounds…

My 13 & 14 year-old man-children got the HPV vaccine last year. They weren't too happy about it, (and it is a pita) but I am delighted to have this kind of protection available for them. Perhaps we contributed to the percentages they're quoting.

Labial insecurity contradicts the sort of extreme confidence you'd have to possess to even consider getting up on a surgical table and exposing your tender bits for a not life and death reason to a bunch of clinicians (plastic surgeons, at that)? Getting a catheter was daunting enough, I'd have to have something…

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Jenny McCarthy is taking the Madame Doll plastic surgery course. Why am I not surprised. Maybe she'll meet Joan Rivers in the advanced levels.

I've only heard him on the radio show, I had no idea he had such an abundance of fancy hair. Not that it matters, but I like it.

I had a neighbor once who said he would just walk around and ask random co-eds if they wanted to have sex, apropos of nothing. He thought it was simpler than dating. His reported success rate was 2%, which he seemed to think was fantastic. We can hope he wasn't allowed to procreate.