Is shaming ever a reasonable way to promote an agenda? I'm pretty sure if you can't afford your water bill, you don't need asshole food elitists piling on.

At the very least, he is adding to the disgusting normalization of firearms in polite society by attempting to make a very poor taste joke on an extremely public forum. If this is not animal cruelty in your eyes, perhaps you'd notice he's managed to position himself in a way to essentially amputate his hand, were the…

This kid looks exactly like one of mine (and probably a lot of white babies) totally cracks me up. A reminder I keep on hand for when I'm irked at his adolescent sulks.

No fucking shit. I need flimsy pink tools like I need a dick coming out of my elbow.

How about someone develop socks that rub your feet, but only after you've had a good workout (which they know because of magic)? Why must everything be punitive?

Crap! That's where grandma went. I'll swing by and pick her up, sorry!

Oh, I thought exercise was supposed to be a super fun wonderful thing that addicts you after a while. Guess not.

I'm wondering about the "everyone has HPV after a certain age" mindset. I had a fairly adventurous young adulthood, was tested for HPV when I had kids at 37 and found not to have it. How does that compute with the idea that after a certain age everyone has it? I think there might be diminishing returns, but it sounds…

My 13 & 14 year-old man-children got the HPV vaccine last year. They weren't too happy about it, (and it is a pita) but I am delighted to have this kind of protection available for them. Perhaps we contributed to the percentages they're quoting.

Labial insecurity contradicts the sort of extreme confidence you'd have to possess to even consider getting up on a surgical table and exposing your tender bits for a not life and death reason to a bunch of clinicians (plastic surgeons, at that)? Getting a catheter was daunting enough, I'd have to have something…

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Jenny McCarthy is taking the Madame Doll plastic surgery course. Why am I not surprised. Maybe she'll meet Joan Rivers in the advanced levels.

I've only heard him on the radio show, I had no idea he had such an abundance of fancy hair. Not that it matters, but I like it.

I had a neighbor once who said he would just walk around and ask random co-eds if they wanted to have sex, apropos of nothing. He thought it was simpler than dating. His reported success rate was 2%, which he seemed to think was fantastic. We can hope he wasn't allowed to procreate.

They really are like giant toddlers/Great Dane puppies who won't take a nap when they (or I) need one. I second you with The Wiggles, I just had a flashback the other day when someone mentioned fruit salad (sorry). I'm so glad our Things behave, I really don't know what I'd do if they were this gigantic and wild, too.…

Sometimes, hard work isn't enough. It is not a defeatist attitude to be realistic.
Yet another anecdote; broad hips, oddly narrow pelvic opening. Read everything, eschewed ultrasound, found a Dr. that let me roam with a leaky amnion for days while in labor. Ended up with a C-section, happy baby with a cervix-shaped…

There are no shiny lapel pins awarded for natural childbirth, the breastfeeding olympics, diapering origami, locovore feeding or winning at school roulette.

I just keep telling mine the man-funk and moss-mouth he insists on sporting is a form of birth control. Keep rolling with that, buddy, I don't need any girls calling here anyway.

I am with you, I have a similarly disposed man-child that ate a perfectly delightful baby-man and finds amusement in using his vastly increased mass & strength to bowl me over with a "hug." At least he can reach the high shelves and haul stuff now.