Yes, I agree. Also, question 5 is on the same line, so the thing looks like it wants you to do something with "7 5." which doesn't make sense. If they're in too big a hurry to get their formatting straight, what attention are they paying to content?

Oh, that is really good to know, I am so glad they can still be "factory sound" after that!

It's not always horrible, though starting out can have a harrowing learning curve. I had the most divine naps of my life on the oxytocin bolus from nursing, and while I didn't lose a lot of weight, the stubborn saddlebags I had obsessed over with too damn much diet and exercise my whole adult life magically…

I don't know about original, but she was the first white person I ever saw with cornrows. It was screamingly exotic to a white adolescent in a landlocked midwestern state at the time. Bo Derek would look good with practically anything on her head, she's not even important; the idea that I could even <em>try</em>…

Soap operas make good background noise when you work at home (if you miss office noise). They're like incredibly bizarre people you barely know milling about in the distance.

Life is too short to keep track of every little thing folks might lie about. Just keep track of your own shit and always read the fine print carefully. If someone wants to lie to me, it is on them. Kids seem to really enjoy exploring their prowess at this skill between 9–14. Make sure they know the difference between…

I want to see her doing this in a Wonder Woman costume, on a giant screen, at a cineplex near me. Maybe with a script and a cast of thousands, but not necessarily. That is all.

Dog whistle for "eew, girls?" Pretty sure her ovaries can take his balls any day.

Los Angeles: Old house, loose windows, lots of gardeners with blowers = constant dust build up every fucking where.

I knew I could get some great suggestions: Yes I am clean prior, all the various ways. No I did not know about corn starch in all the things, that is very likely a huge part of the problem, thank you for the link! Epsom salts sound great, too bad they don't foam up (someone invent romantic epsom salts now). Why did it…

I have worked with vengeful masterminds, but never had the temerity to take action myself. 1. Bosomy lady I worked with on an air force base tired of chauvinistic creeping doled out to her by a colonel regularly smeared banana on the under panels of his office desk. Regular fumigation just never got rid of his fruit…

Cats have trained that dude really well.

The tips and encouragement are nice, but the stock photo is giving me UTI flashbacks. Is there any way to take a bubble bath without getting a UTI? Are there actual women who accomplish this? Perhaps my urethra is just super short? Please advise. I have nice clean bathroom and it would be great if I could actually…

It can be done, I've heard ex-military be amazingly creative with the limited repertoire. But it is still limited. I feel cheated.

I find the primary limitation is the dearth of swear words in the english language. We really don't have enough variety, though the situation is helped with the addition of adjectives.

Whatever, more butter and cream for me.

I just want to say that I get my kids vaccinated at every fucking opportunity and am so very grateful that I can. One of them still managed to get a "mild" case of whooping cough just before his booster a few years ago, and I absolutely blame that on the Jenny Mcarthy bullshit. Herd immunity is a thing, we need to…

A combination of TL;dnr + too many news outlets with time to fill and the rise of false equivalency as reporting shorthand over in-depth analysis (which cuts into profits).
I blame Jerry Falwell.

Me, too. Sign me up for garanimals. (I am a million years old.)

She looks great, more power to her. This is what happens when you don't have children. There is a particular kind of worry that is not etched on her. Granted, having Christian Bale as a stepson might be aggravating at times, but that doesn't compete with insomnia and teenagers.