Dog whistle for "eew, girls?" Pretty sure her ovaries can take his balls any day.

Los Angeles: Old house, loose windows, lots of gardeners with blowers = constant dust build up every fucking where.

I knew I could get some great suggestions: Yes I am clean prior, all the various ways. No I did not know about corn starch in all the things, that is very likely a huge part of the problem, thank you for the link! Epsom salts sound great, too bad they don't foam up (someone invent romantic epsom salts now). Why did it…

I have worked with vengeful masterminds, but never had the temerity to take action myself. 1. Bosomy lady I worked with on an air force base tired of chauvinistic creeping doled out to her by a colonel regularly smeared banana on the under panels of his office desk. Regular fumigation just never got rid of his fruit…

Cats have trained that dude really well.

The tips and encouragement are nice, but the stock photo is giving me UTI flashbacks. Is there any way to take a bubble bath without getting a UTI? Are there actual women who accomplish this? Perhaps my urethra is just super short? Please advise. I have nice clean bathroom and it would be great if I could actually…

It can be done, I've heard ex-military be amazingly creative with the limited repertoire. But it is still limited. I feel cheated.

I find the primary limitation is the dearth of swear words in the english language. We really don't have enough variety, though the situation is helped with the addition of adjectives.

Whatever, more butter and cream for me.

I just want to say that I get my kids vaccinated at every fucking opportunity and am so very grateful that I can. One of them still managed to get a "mild" case of whooping cough just before his booster a few years ago, and I absolutely blame that on the Jenny Mcarthy bullshit. Herd immunity is a thing, we need to…

A combination of TL;dnr + too many news outlets with time to fill and the rise of false equivalency as reporting shorthand over in-depth analysis (which cuts into profits).
I blame Jerry Falwell.

Me, too. Sign me up for garanimals. (I am a million years old.)

Someone please explain this concept to Los Angeles. Thanks.

She looks great, more power to her. This is what happens when you don't have children. There is a particular kind of worry that is not etched on her. Granted, having Christian Bale as a stepson might be aggravating at times, but that doesn't compete with insomnia and teenagers.

Aside from the crazy stupid ramifications of favorable ruling for HL, I am once again reminded what a fucking waste of time and energy religion is. All over the country, but especially in DC today, very intelligent people who have better things to do are obliged to argue the merits of supporting someone's belief in,…

I feel you. Getting Norplant back in the day was a fucking revelation in freedom from worry.

I have read most of Umberto Eco, I'll look up Fforde. Always up for a new read, thanks!

See! Living the dream! Sigh, it is unlikely, but thank you for the insight. I will keep you in mind. I'll take solace in my lace-weight stoles, the only remotely interesting thing I can knit and still wear around here.

I'm with you; 2 boys, scouts once a week (gets their dad to socialize, too). Otherwise they're off being the bookish little nerds their genome portends. The hard part is not internalizing peer (mine and theirs) expectations. But we try to just ignore and move on. Life is a marathon, not a sprint—I would prefer they…

I look forward to the oscars rendition of "We saw your cock!" with enthusiasm.