I think I am in your parent's relationship, but I want to be in yours. Dammit.

It goes both ways; folks can be absolutely stupidly racist about Asians (it really depends on where you are).Given the opportunity, however, most groups have racism going on, it really is a function of education and experience. I live in a predominantly Asian area*, where my white kids are a pronounced minority in…

It is the best one of all of them, though. Its clean, relevant and subtle. He could use more of that.

And you're clearly WISER than his mom, too. Don't forget the positives....

Yech, his fingernails are ghastly. Kid, wash your damn hands! That is gross. He really needs to find some people who love him enough to say no once in a while. And buy him soap.

Nature is amazing. That gigantic fellow was once a tiny baby. Just a thought, to drive out the impure ones he normally invokes....

Oh, so you were proposing full workday of making money that covers housing, then another 6 hours or so of teaching multiple grade levels, then a few hours of non-instruction parenting (meals) and then some sleep in whatever time is left over? Why didn't I think of that.

Another nice thing happens to rich white guy, news at 11.

Your hair is much, much more beautiful. Shiny, clean and touchable, vs. possibly greasy and might smell nasty up close on Leto.

totally saved, am graying but it will take forever. Thanks!!

Sorry, that is just not great hair. It could be if he washed it and brushed it a little, but that is some lank-ass hair with potential after a summer outdoors. Meh.

Yeah! We could live in the car while I do that! Good idea!

Can we just have an Awards Channel? The Oscars could be the Superbowl of the Awards Channel, and all the rest of them could be on there, along with the awards for real people in the country who do stuff. Not that making movies isn't great and all, but it would be nice to see regular folks getting awards for doing…

That looks like the aggregate contents of my fridge veg drawer (the "rotter") rejects over the last 30 years. My path to hell is well-paved.

Oh, the quote about the other patrons "not understanding how it worked," like she is visiting a technologically clueless indigenous tribe. Is it even possible to find people in the the SF environs that don't get how Glass works? #urnotsospecial

Yeah, that is true, too. That doesn't sound like a good place for the kids to be, so it counts as a parenting fail.

I'm with you; you're just bitching about weather related events, though. It gets worse.

Well that was interesting, thanks!!

What is that? Its pretty, I might need to have it, too.

The internet has brought lots of lovely scrutiny and competition to the endeavor, resulting in kids who are massively over-scheduled to learn "all the things" or they just won't get into [insert fabulous college/life choice here]. Not to mention there's nobody to play with in the neighborhood, because the other kids…