Oh, so you were proposing full workday of making money that covers housing, then another 6 hours or so of teaching multiple grade levels, then a few hours of non-instruction parenting (meals) and then some sleep in whatever time is left over? Why didn't I think of that.

Another nice thing happens to rich white guy, news at 11.

Your hair is much, much more beautiful. Shiny, clean and touchable, vs. possibly greasy and might smell nasty up close on Leto.

totally saved, am graying but it will take forever. Thanks!!

Sorry, that is just not great hair. It could be if he washed it and brushed it a little, but that is some lank-ass hair with potential after a summer outdoors. Meh.

Yeah! We could live in the car while I do that! Good idea!

Can we just have an Awards Channel? The Oscars could be the Superbowl of the Awards Channel, and all the rest of them could be on there, along with the awards for real people in the country who do stuff. Not that making movies isn't great and all, but it would be nice to see regular folks getting awards for doing…

That looks like the aggregate contents of my fridge veg drawer (the "rotter") rejects over the last 30 years. My path to hell is well-paved.

Oh, the quote about the other patrons "not understanding how it worked," like she is visiting a technologically clueless indigenous tribe. Is it even possible to find people in the the SF environs that don't get how Glass works? #urnotsospecial

Yeah, that is true, too. That doesn't sound like a good place for the kids to be, so it counts as a parenting fail.

I'm with you; you're just bitching about weather related events, though. It gets worse.

Well that was interesting, thanks!!

What is that? Its pretty, I might need to have it, too.

The internet has brought lots of lovely scrutiny and competition to the endeavor, resulting in kids who are massively over-scheduled to learn "all the things" or they just won't get into [insert fabulous college/life choice here]. Not to mention there's nobody to play with in the neighborhood, because the other kids…

But the babies are soooo cuuuuute!

It does seem to be occurring in a place where that scenario is feasible. Idiots.

I had the same experience with my first son but not with my second, so its not all boys (dammit). If there was a pill for that, I would take it. I actually had orgasms in my sleep, that was some good shit. (The kid that induced this reaction is quite the sensualist, compared to his brother. Who knows what normal is.)

Yes...other people are lovely, but a little of them goes a long way and then I'm done. DONE.

Thanks for the tip, I'll stock up on low rise (= normal rise on me) now.

She was pre-digital camera (for me, anyway), but my icon is her appearance in a software manual I did some work on.