Some of us are anxious about (so many things) the damn conveyor belt moving everything to the front and not stopping. Its not that we don't trust you, its one less thing to track if the divider is in. Pity us.

I get what Madonna is after; what's in it for Adele?

Kempt hair on a kid is overrated. This isn't the 50's, they have the rest of their lives to torment their hair. I have a redheaded boy-man running around looking like a rooster most of the time, and I LOVE it. Someday, he'll be grown and have boring adult hair, and I will miss the Crimson Dynamo.

My anecdotal experience is the less I mess with my skin, the better it looks. I splash water on it most days, and wash with mild soap in the shower (which is not every day, too drying). Whenever I've tried a "regimen" it ended badly with me poorer. Stress is the worst for my skin, so I treat myself to massage and…

Mr. Graphemist is the same, we have a zero perfume zone. I have become really sensitive to scents that didn't phase me before I met him; scented laundry detergent is out of the question, even the neighbor's laundry exhaust is a bit overwhelming. Downwind, we can tell who uses what brand.

Axe is really vile, and the advertising is very effective. I'm assuming their target audience is precocious 5th grade boys. My observation at our elementary school is that its really effective at repelling girls. And teachers (achoo!).

Yeah, I don't miss having my boogers freeze and listening to the car groan when I took it somewhere in sub-zero weather. It was actually more comfortable to bundle up and ride my bike to work; the heat kicked in faster, and I didn't have to scrape the windshield. (I'm in LA now, and its too much of a traffic…

This...is not beautifully designed. Or well thought out.

Right! Think of the fun in destroying this one at the, ahem, end of the night!

Right! I went to Harvard. (They have night classes for unconventional students.)

I feel you sister, that is the kind of experience that stays with a person forever, dammit. A consolation is that the Todds of the world probably go bald and get multiple divorces, while we figure out that what we've actually got is more cushion for pushin' going on.

Maybe in 20 years we'll get the data that lack of a glass of wine, or consistent butter ingestion, or too much soy, or some other damn thing that has been demonized for trivial reasons and then marketed to the nth degree will have been the cause of: Autism/ADHD/obesity/issue x here.

I think Belfort is all too aware of what the movie will result in: Copydirtbags. He's trying to capitalize on it on his web site now (find it yourself, he's too revolting for me to go back and copy the url).

Audio (and video) from the Hindenberg disaster has been used in movies for ages. The Titanic sinking has been staged and restaged again and again, and if there were recordings available, I'm sure they would have been used, too. They'll reenact 9/11 in 20 years (or less).

Maybe A&E will decide to stop editing out the Dynasty's weirdness so the <em>millions</em> will see what they're actually supporting.

Wow, that is an intrusive friend. Is she overcompensating for something? She can make friends that already have babies at a mom group if she needs the support that badly. I'd be worried about how bossy she'll be once you've got a baby...she sounds like a know it all who will wear you down.

Ugh. Can we please stop making stupid people famous in the first place?

Wow. That was impressive.

Okay, Sam Elliot has a close personal relationship with an aesthetician if that is his face in the header image. Magnificent pores.

Dial it up to a million, ladies: Tango starts at 2:10.