Yeah, I don't miss having my boogers freeze and listening to the car groan when I took it somewhere in sub-zero weather. It was actually more comfortable to bundle up and ride my bike to work; the heat kicked in faster, and I didn't have to scrape the windshield. (I'm in LA now, and its too much of a traffic…

This...is not beautifully designed. Or well thought out.

Right! Think of the fun in destroying this one at the, ahem, end of the night!

Right! I went to Harvard. (They have night classes for unconventional students.)

I feel you sister, that is the kind of experience that stays with a person forever, dammit. A consolation is that the Todds of the world probably go bald and get multiple divorces, while we figure out that what we've actually got is more cushion for pushin' going on.

Maybe in 20 years we'll get the data that lack of a glass of wine, or consistent butter ingestion, or too much soy, or some other damn thing that has been demonized for trivial reasons and then marketed to the nth degree will have been the cause of: Autism/ADHD/obesity/issue x here.

I think Belfort is all too aware of what the movie will result in: Copydirtbags. He's trying to capitalize on it on his web site now (find it yourself, he's too revolting for me to go back and copy the url).

Audio (and video) from the Hindenberg disaster has been used in movies for ages. The Titanic sinking has been staged and restaged again and again, and if there were recordings available, I'm sure they would have been used, too. They'll reenact 9/11 in 20 years (or less).

Maybe A&E will decide to stop editing out the Dynasty's weirdness so the <em>millions</em> will see what they're actually supporting.

Wow, that is an intrusive friend. Is she overcompensating for something? She can make friends that already have babies at a mom group if she needs the support that badly. I'd be worried about how bossy she'll be once you've got a baby...she sounds like a know it all who will wear you down.

Ugh. Can we please stop making stupid people famous in the first place?

Wow. That was impressive.

Okay, Sam Elliot has a close personal relationship with an aesthetician if that is his face in the header image. Magnificent pores.

Dial it up to a million, ladies: Tango starts at 2:10.

Maybe they're helping some college students move?

My French friend is delightful but neurotic at the level of a pure-bred chihuahua. I figured that was what kept her so slim. It takes a lot of energy to be that crazy. (Naturally, I extrapolate this to the entire country.) I tell her I'll lose weight when she quits smoking. I'm pretty safe on that one.

Oh, I really wanted to get that for us, but I can't quite justify the expense right now (they're $99 each). My understanding is that you are assigned the number and it is not associated with your name or any other identifying information outside of the number (maybe the address). It seems like the only way it could…

For all the "once a cheater always a cheater" advocates out there: You can't know what goes on in someone else's marriage. In some cases, the cheating may be preferable to "the pressure of conforming...ruins—literally RUINS—a lot of people's lives."

Wow, so my regular cooking repertoire is the same as what chefs do at home. I'm going to take that as a positive, don't bother me with details.

To the Christmas babies: Please feel free to share my birthday. I don't always use it to its best advantage, and it is the perfect distance from Christmas: June 25. I'm not the only one with this day, but I'm sure there's plenty of room.