I’ve repeatedly told friends and family starting in 2016 that there is a zero percent chance we get out of the Trump Administration without seeing his dick, and each day I feel we get a bit closer to that.

Fucking hell we’re gonna end up with a Presidential dick pic aren’t we, that’s why he wants to text all of us personally

TBH, I live in a place where breast feeding is heavily pushed and think I was slightly brainwashed when it came to breastmilk vs formula. I had envisioned floating around in a maxi dress, drinking herbal iced tea and popping my baby on my breast whenever it wanted. Both my kids turned out to be tiny five pounders and…

Obama was the one who said it, Harris just retweeted it. I don’t really see how quoting Obama is something Democrat voters hate. Regardless, put the blame on Obama, he’s the one who said it.

1. He was a war hero who was brutally tortured by the Vietnamese but refused to be released when offered until everyone in his POW camp was freed.

Pretty sure that’s lifted from Michelle Omaba’s speech at the DNC couple years ago. Still a good line

I see presidential hopeful Kamala Harris is taking Hillary’s 2016 “Stronger Together” shtick for a test drive today. I feel warm inside every time a Democratic politician panders to American voters by invoking Ronald Reagan. Obvious pandering is obvious, and American voters hate it. 2020 will be fun.

It is a good line, and leagues better than Cuomo’s astonishing “America was never that great.” Weeks later, and I’m still blown away by the raw stupidity of that. How the fuck does a career politician say that into a live microphone?!?

Not to minimize his time as a POW, but a lot of it has to do with personality. He was very likable, and he was keen to make friends of his political rivals. He was one of the last vestiges of an era of politics where everyone would rip and tear at each other all day in the capital building, then go out for cocktails.…

As long as it gets under Trump’s skin... who gives a shit?

John McCain’s entire career was catnip to all the shit that fires up the political media:

Right? I can’t believe there are actually people out there who think Trump is tough. He’s so insecure and afraid all of the time.

Serious question, what has MCain done in his career that merits the level of adoration that he is receiving now? I took a quick look over his history and other than attempts to negotiate with a few Muslim extremist groups (which arguably he helped exacerbate since he was heavily in favor of going to war with Iraq),…

I don’t like Meghan McCain, but this is a great line. “The America of John McCain has no need to be made great again because America was always great.”

The kind of person the eats at McDonalds and expects a gourmet meal free of flatulence .

I bet you knew the answer to this the moment you wrote it. Go look on the Internet for one of the many videos of middle aged potato shaped women calling the cops on folks for doing things like having a BBQ, selling lemonade, etc.

right up until you realize that right behind the register is usually where the fries are located or where the unfinished orders are.

What kind of person would complain about that? That’s fucking hilarious!

I know this guy who worked for McDonalds back in the 80's as a high school job. He worked the register, so one day, he ripped a fart so loud, nearly everyone on the floor heard it.

“You’re on private property!” - ok well call the cops for trespassing then. Recording on private property isn’t a crime captain underpants.