It's cool, I'm just leaving, so you can do it vicariously through me. Fuck this piece of shit authoritarian country so in love with the fabricated myth of its own origins that it would rather plug its ears and keep murdering people instead of owning up to anything. 

Even if you’re the sort of person who believes that we should have aggressive border protection, how is it anyone can support an organization that can’t even be bothered to be decent human beings?

It’s disgusting to think that health care in America boils down to “don’t get sick.”

I mean, the article doesn’t say it’s as creepy as Saville, and I don’t think it is. But “not as bad as Jimmy Saville” is a pretty low bar to clear, and Walker’s predilection is still troublesome and kinda creepy.

So this won’t be popular but screw it. It was wrong for him to date girls under 18. He should have been punished for it, and it’s a shame he wasn’t. However, this just doesn’t have the same creepy vibe that Michael Jackson or Jimmy Saville had.

“To be fair, people have been saying that my farts are the best farts they ever smelled.” DJT

It's like he turned around too soon and smelled his own.

He is the fart.

he looks like he walked into a fart

My parents had four kids, never left one in the car.
Fifth kid, they left in the car. I found him after just a few minutes because my mom sent me back out to get her purse, so fortunately, he was fine.
Statistically speaking, given the profusion of examples even in these comments, these near misses HAVE to be a common…

I used to think like those “perfect parents”. That I couldn’t do something like “leave my kid in a hot car”, until the day I failed to strap a toddler into her carseat. I sat her in, loaded the rest of the knuckleheads, jumped in the truck and pulled off. I didn’t realize my mistake until she climbed over the front…

My condolences to you. Developing a worldview of scientific skepticism over the past several years has taught me one lesson over and over again - different details, different stories, all variations on the same theme:
I’m not special. My brain isn’t special. It can fuck up in all of the same ways as anyone else’s, by…

I know (very tangentially) a couple it happened to as well. Friends of my mom’s. Smart people and devoted parents. He was exhausted from baby care, thought he’d left his infant at day care but had not remembered to drop her off.

Thank you ❤️. I don’t share that information because I love it, as I’m sure you can imagine. But I am a walking cautionary tale. And I feel like this article, in particular, could use words from someone who knows.

Congrats to all of the perfect parents in the comments.  Every parent who has had this happen didn’t think they needed a reminder, either.

Honest to god when I first saw that I thought it was an Onion-style prank about a plastic bag system to remind you about your baby in the back.  Couldn’t they have reconfigured the packaging somewhat?

Several times after our second child was born, my wife would grab the first child out of the car and I would start making my way, childless toward our destination. We wouldn’t get very far (10 or 15 steps) before my wife would remind me, but it still would not surprise me at all that you could forget. My daughter is…

The problem is that if you are in such a haze as to forget that your baby is in the backseat, you probably aren’t going to remember this thing is around your wrist. I like the shoe idea better because step on one painful thing, and you will remember where your shoe is. 

Her only response was to say that he was a felon and shouldn’t have had a gun in the first place, like that somehow justifies shooting a man in the back.

Float like a butterfly, sting like common sense. Run on home to fix your nose and cry to Uncle Pence.