This is extremely endearing and I love it.

i bet you sigh a lot on the internet

Yep, there’s been nothing gun related in the news lately that would cause this kind of concern. Nothing at all. Nope. Not a thing.

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Sports moments like those kill me. When the pretense of aggression is dropped and it’s just a game again; god, that is so much fun.

Professional courtesy and respect, mostly. If the leader falls or suffers a bike malfunction, his peers will hold back and wait for him to get back into position. Once things are in similar order to how they were before the problem, barring injury, they’ll then proceed with their regular race strategy of either…

I haven’t seen a guy ruin a club this bad since Mourinho.

*U

I stopped reading at ‘a team worse than the USMNT’.

oh....that’s....that’s a wallet

is it x

RE voice lines: there’s one, and only one, that I unlocked with my all-too-infrequent credits: Mei saying “Sorry, sorry, I’m sorry, sorry” in that adorable tiny voice.

LeBron James wears 23

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

Hot take:

I live in Houston. We aren’t #1. This city is physically hideous, we don’t take care of the poor, and Houston summer gives you cancer. But yea, it is basically an economic cheat code, underrated culturally, and people are nice.

Fuck off Miles Teller.

“After he died in 2012, I had my mom and grandma send me his copy of Mario Kart 64, and occasionally I’ll pop it in to race one of his ghosts. All these years later, and I still can’t beat him.”