Haha, knew it.

Long Long Man stands up there with Gilgamesh, Beowulf and the Odyssey; a modern epic.

And they’re wrong. So fuck em. 

From Jason Schreier and Cecilia D’Anastasio’s excellent investigative reporting to this low-effort pablum.

It’s not an investment. It’s gambling. Gambling is a form of entertainment.

When the jackpot gets big enough to be in the news, I buy tickets. For me, it’s worth a few bucks to have the chance to win, and to dream about what you’d do with the winnings.  Dreaming about $1000 isn’t worth a dollar to me.  I don’t dream…

holding hands is the most lewd and disgusting possible act what are you talking about you degenerate

Guess Luigi’s sauve compared to Mario, but that isn’t a high bar to clear.

Exactly, adults who enjoy anything outside of their designated age range is frankly weird and creepy.

Holy christ, maybe next time let someone who actually enjoyed the trailer do a breakdown of it

Yeah, I’m much more of a fan of the double and thirty method, personally. Memorizing two numbers to get a close-enough guess for human habitation is significantly easier than memorizing, effectively, eight numbers that only give you good benchmarks.

The whole chase sequence, I was shouting “TETSUOOOOO!” in my Kirby voice and it gave be a profound sense of fulfillment.

OP wants to stay spoiler-free

CaN tHe MeDiA tAke A bReAk FrOm RePoRtInG oN sCiEnCe?

You could have played it on your phone’s browser you giant ass.

The question needs to be: Can you even make white people feel bad? The answer to that is a Hell no. I mean they shoot us in the streets and blame us for making them do it. They steal our culture and profit from it and then have the nerve to criticize us when we don’t say thank you. They use our children to make…

If any part of you is “grinning,” I think you’re the complete asshole in this situation.

Marky Mark is a piece of crap. 

I remember being here when your son was born, in the old days before the Star commenter system was enacted and the Gawker network was young and scrappy. I remember interviewing for two months before being granted public commenting rights. Hard to believe it’s been so long. Glad you and yours are still around Brian.

The name “eFootball” reminds sounds me of all those knockoff smart devices that show up in the discount bins at tj maxx and Marshalls.