I hope to goodness that I never need any of the surgeries listed. What I do need is a good plastic surgeon, and it’s really tough to find those, as no one will talk about their procedures.

All I see is a drunken rant by Amy Schumer at age 4.5.

I have that recurring nightmare as well.

I’m too lazy to do this. I’ll continue to use the lid to hold in the beans while I drain out the liquid. : )

Mom is hilarious. for real.

I am 45, and none of the men in my age or height group are interested in me. And I’m pretty young looking as well as kinda hawt, if I don’t say so myself.

Honestly, I’d have to be drunk to sell something on HSN.

I figured this out when I was in Turkey. After a few days of wandering around Istanbul, I realized that the food was probably tastier and cheaper in lesser known areas, so I ventured out to neighborhoods in which I was the only Westerner, and only woman, walking on the streets. It was scary, but everything turned out…

Welp, I already blew this one today by politely refusing to do another coworker’s thinking for them.

Wow.

The individuals most at risk are the salon workers, especially in businesses that cater to women with extremely curly hair. The formulation in straighteners used in those salons includes a higher percentage of formaldehyde or a formaldehyde-releasing substance.

The only thing I liked about Love Actually was Bill Nighy’s character and story line.

The hottest sexual encounters I’ve had have been with guys who were 2 inches shorter than my 6 ft tall ass. I’m not attracted to super skinny, though, or much shorter than that (at least not yet).

You said this much better than I did. Clap clap clap.

I think that letter # 2 is also about being 21 and not wanting to get too serious with just one person, especially if that person does not live close by.

It’s different for premies, though. You gotta be careful.

Soaking dishes can help loosen stuck on food, but other than that, you are correct.

I think even Gaudi or Dali would vomit if they saw these outfits.

I get what she’s doing. I like it. And I don’t like anything anymore.

He seems like the fakiest of fakehead douches, IMO.