That actually makes me sad, though.

A year ago, while I was waiting for my car to be inspected, the owner shoved a tablet in my face and asked me to post a review of their establishment. He had already created a fake yelp account for me. I politely told him I would write on later (which I didn't). The next year he tried to scam me with a repair I…

I went there once, and yes, very little for the vegetarians, like all other "better" restaurants around town.

correlation? : )

Dress clothes are uncomfortable, but I have found that my coworkers and people I work for treat me with 100 times more respect when I clean it up good.

Also, using a thesaurus when learning a second language is very useful, bc usually lots of example sentences are provided to help you understand the nuances of the options.

I have lots of senior moments, so a thesaurus comes in handy when I can't remember the word I want but I know some of its cousins. Now, why did I click on this article again? Where are my glasses?

I wear sock and glove liners, a separate sock layer (usually merino wool), three extra layers of mittens on my hands, and my digits still go numb and white. Sigh.

yep

I'm just going to sew up all of my orifices, 'kay?

Personally, it's hard for me to take entertainment awards seriously, especially if the nominees are expected to campaign for the prizes.

It is really illogical to apply the results observed in a study on men ... to women.

Show me where I said women need a unique fitness program.

I hope someone else does a similar study on women.

I hated Dexter but I love RD. Dexter was painfully bad.

It took TWO PEOPLE to design that T-shirt.

"But to acting like The Academy is a body that nominates based solely on quality, rather than one that largely grants symbolic nominations is such a fucking joke."

"Lilac Wine" was not written by Jeff Buckley.

I wish Kath and Garth would be burned alive. Their thing is always the worst recurring sketch other than the Californians. It would have been better to do What's Up With That with a million guest stars dancing around.

I would totally watch a sex tape starring PJ Harvey and Nick Cave.