Last V-day, the fucking smoke alarm that is illegally installed in the bathroom went off after my shower (steam is a trigger), and the super had to come and fix it, so this year is much better. : )

I am watching the Property Brothers on HGTV. Am I the only one who gets weirded out by their little, uber-white teeth? They're like giant twin gerbils trying to dress cool.

It's my second solo after over 10 years with someone. Cheers.

My hardware store sells a long-poled tile scrubby. maybe you can find one in your area.

Maybe your body takes a while to adjust to not having the low-does hormones that were released with the Mirena? I am in my final months (ie Mirena wearing off) before I need it taken out, and the past 6 months, I've had months in which all 30 days were horrible pms and carnival boobs, and then my period would show up…

I'm sad about it too.

That's not what this says:

All I need is the first taste for my sinuses to explode and give me the worst headache while my bowels do a furious snake dance.

Have you tried ginger, licorice, or slippery elm bark or supplements (from reputable Western European brands)?

That is my stomach and sinuses simultaneously.

I'm sure the probiotics in the yogurt help?

Please look up Ronald Reagan and Arnold Schwartznegger. If they can do it, anyone can.

I'm a chick and I always do the fade out because I hate drama and closure is overrated.

luv it

When I was visiting ancient ruins on the Aegean coast, a busload of tourists from an Asian country decided to bludgeon with their umbrellas some of the many feral cats that live there. Just because it was fun. Americans aren't the only sucky tourists.

I'm pretty sure I got chicken pox from a cp party. It was not fun, but I am lucky that I did not experience any lingering issues from it.

I used to work near Harvard University as a waitress. I got really fed up with the nonexistent tips from the throngs of European tourists and college students. I started writing in a "suggested tip" if the party was European. I knew it was wrong but I did not care. I was the only wait person giving the bussing staff…

I feel bad for Madonna. I think she has some deep-seated insecurities. When she was with Guy Ritchie, and they would be interviewed in public, she always seemed very tentative and nervous.

Yes, they were a hot mess for a long time. Griffith has so many demons.

Now I'm lost in their blog. Amazing finds.